How to Amuse a Foodie

ON THE NET:

The “onion slide”
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Asparagus Cake
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Serial Cereal Killing
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AT HOME:

A “baby” spinach leaf

A pair of cherries
Totally made me think of you, Christin!

Bunny carrots!

AT THE STORE:

WTH?!
Yeah, there was nothing recognizable on that ingredient list!

Speaks for itself!

Yep, those definitely made it home with me!

Are you easily amused? What’s something that’s made you stop and look twice lately?

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18 Responses to How to Amuse a Foodie

  1. I tried that chocolate sauce once when I was crazy and restrictive. Now, I’ll eat just about everything, but I have to say that this was total SHIT and not edible! Pardon my language 🙂 But seriously, ewwwww!!

  2. I’m 110% amused by this post. I eat asparagus for breakfast most mornings…Can I swap the cake and call it even?

    Walden Farms sauces and dressings are sooo icky! Don’t waste your money! I’d rather down 1000 calories in one bite of delicious creamy goodness than eat that poo. :-p

    Happy weekend!

  3. Anna says:

    That baconnaise stuff… I don’t even know what to say. I swear I stared at that picture for about five minutes, just like ‘…WHAT?!?’. But at the same time, I kind of want to buy some for my sister; is that bad?

    I looove that asparagus cake; I’ve seen it before on the internet but it never fails to blow my mind!

  4. Ha ha–> I love the ‘cereal killing’! And I’m not sure what to think of the asparagus and chocolate cake!! What a combination!

    I’m totally amused by reading labels on ‘fake food’. Is it weird that I find humor in trying to pronounce the ingredients?!

    I also find humor in stuff like ‘organic cheese whiz’

    • kissmybroccoli says:

      Organic cheese whiz?! What tha?? That stuff’s not even real…how can it be organic? Bahaha

      Oh and I should have mentioned it, but the asparagus on the cake is actually made of icing! Makes it even cooler now, doesn’t it? 😉

  5. Haha! I’m extremely easily amused, which is probably why I loved this post so much. I don’t know which one I like more, though… the “cereal” killer, or the asparagus cake. Probably the cake because it looks super tasty, although I’d have to pick off the veggie bits prior to eating. And tbh, those calorie free spreads completely skeeve me out… Do people really eat that stuff?

  6. OH EWWWW. Walden Farms…when I was restricting and starving, I slathered everything with that crap.

  7. PB&Jenny says:

    um yeah, those walden farms products freak me out. They have calorie free peanut butter. How is that even… legal?!

    Recently I found these milk and dark chocolate bars and have been debating whether or not to buy a pack. I’m learning towards HELL YES I DO… http://www.amazon.com/Vosges-Milk-Dark-Chocolate-Bacon/dp/B004XZI8WU

  8. Megan says:

    I LOVE THAT ASPARAGUS cake! How cool 😀
    And as for that walden farms crap. We once had a family friend staying with us and he brought some walden farms calorie free salad dressing and it was disgusting. I don’t know what they put in that stuff but it tasted like I was pouring water on my salad. YUCK.

  9. Ahaha! The onion slide got me right away. I have to show my hubby that one he’s going to laugh so hard 😀 And the cereal, haha. And then the calorie free. Oh my.. That is like the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Yuck! I’ve never seen that before but if I see it in person I will run in the other direction, lol. Thanks for the laughs this morning!

  10. The onion slide looks like a serious party!!! And i want me some of that asparagus cake!
    I see stuff like that in the grocery store ALL the time and it just makes me gag
    Okay i’m still giggling about the cereal killer 🙂

  11. I’ve seen Waldens items before… gross.

  12. A jar of calorie free sweetened dip most definitely would have a list of unrecognizable ingredients! ick.

    but coconut creme kisses? i bet those are out of this world! i love coconute and chocolate combinations.

  13. I need that asparagus cake for my next birthday- no questions asked 😉

  14. this is why I play with mah foood! bahaha love it!

    fat free chocolate? omg that is scary girl! eee — run heather run!

  15. I found some bacon flavored vodka the other day that looked intriguing. On Easter I had a Bloody Mary with a slice of bacon (it was extremely crispy and peppery) in it as a stir stick/eatable garnish which was delicious…I wonder if bacon vodka would have a similar effect? 🙂

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