Cue the music…
Alternate title (without leg warmers):
What happens when I think my boyfriend could be lying in a ditch somewhere dying from a snakebite…
Notice the time difference?
Yeah…
It started out innocently enough…
I’m just washing the dishes left over from dinner a couple of nights ago.
Then I wipe off the kitchen counters and accidentally sweep some crumbs onto the floor.
So I get out the broom…
and then the mop…
The next couple of hours are all a blur…
Until I found myself in the standing in the shower, covered in Comet with a sponge in my hand.
What, doesn’t everybody get inside the shower to clean it?
If so, I’m sure you also take enough time to take a picture when you notice that your toenail polish matches the Comet EXACTLY!
On the one hand, there are PLENTY of other ways to determine how much a person truly cares about you.
On the other hand, at least if he HAD died, my place would’ve been MORE than presentable for the wake 
Luckily, he DID live through it…otherwise all this effort would have gone to waste.
Step 1: Score a super cheap pepperoni pizza
Step 2: Take said pepperoni pizza home.
Step 3: Deflower De-pepperoni the pizza.
Step 4: Cover it in everything but the kitchen sink.*
*kale, mushrooms, grilled chicken, onions, kalamata olives, sundried tomatoes, cauliflower
Step 5: Bake.
Step 6: Eat.
Step 7: Drink.
What do you do when you’re worried/upset about something?
Usually, I head to the gym, but I’m about 99% sure after today that this method is much more effective…gets your heart rate up AND your house looks oh so sparkly afterwards.
One side effect: “Sponge arm”…aka, I’m almost positive the my right bicep is now double the size of my left!
Hahaha that first picture is cracking me up!
When I’m worried I tend to just lie down and stress about it. I should use your method of cleaning though – that’s way more productive!
Ha — love the pictures. Glad to hear the BF wasn’t bitten by a snake!
When I’m worried I tend to hermit and hole up. I used to go running or craft, but now I let it get the best of me. I should try your cleaning method though. Definitely more productive!
Oh well if you love it so much perhaps you can come here and clean?
Kidding, kidding. I hate sponge arm! It’s what always keeps me from going hardcore. That, and laziness..
hahaha oh my gosh that top photo is flipping awesome.
I am so with you on cleaning to beat stress/worries/the blues. Sometimes I think I’m a little too dependent, but at least my apartment looks good!
Me and my sponge need to make a date too. I just don’t like the little fella. I have painters arm this week anyway since I painted Jay’s room.
You crack me up taking the pepperoni off the pizza and loading it with good stuff. That is totally something I would do!
I forgot how much I like Papa Murphys! We had it in Ohio but I haven’t found one here in Virginia
Boo!
You and BB are so cute! I’m glad he’s alive
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