She’s a Maniac, Maniac With a Sponge!

Cue the music…

Alternate title (without leg warmers):

What happens when I think my boyfriend could be lying in a ditch somewhere dying from a snakebite…

Notice the time difference?

Yeah…

It started out innocently enough…

I’m just washing the dishes left over from dinner a couple of nights ago.

Then I wipe off the kitchen counters and accidentally sweep some crumbs onto the floor.

So I get out the broom…

and then the mop…

The next couple of hours are all a blur…

Until I found myself in the standing in the shower, covered in Comet with a sponge in my hand.

What, doesn’t everybody get inside the shower to clean it?

If so, I’m sure you also take enough time to take a picture when you notice that your toenail polish matches the Comet EXACTLY!

On the one hand, there are PLENTY of other ways to determine how much a person truly cares about you.

On the other hand, at least if he HAD died, my place would’ve been MORE than presentable for the wake ;)

Luckily, he DID live through it…otherwise all this effort would have gone to waste.

Step 1: Score a super cheap pepperoni pizza

Step 2: Take said pepperoni pizza home.

Step 3: Deflower De-pepperoni the pizza.

Step 4: Cover it in everything but the kitchen sink.*

*kale, mushrooms, grilled chicken, onions, kalamata olives, sundried tomatoes, cauliflower

Step 5: Bake.

Step 6: Eat.

Step 7: Drink.

What do you do when you’re worried/upset about something?
Usually, I head to the gym, but I’m about 99% sure after today that this method is much more effective…gets your heart rate up AND your house looks oh so sparkly afterwards.

One side effect: “Sponge arm”…aka, I’m almost positive the my right bicep is now double the size of my left!

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10 Responses to She’s a Maniac, Maniac With a Sponge!

  1. Hahaha that first picture is cracking me up!

    When I’m worried I tend to just lie down and stress about it. I should use your method of cleaning though – that’s way more productive! :P

  2. Ha — love the pictures. Glad to hear the BF wasn’t bitten by a snake!

    When I’m worried I tend to hermit and hole up. I used to go running or craft, but now I let it get the best of me. I should try your cleaning method though. Definitely more productive!

  3. Oh well if you love it so much perhaps you can come here and clean? ;)
    Kidding, kidding. I hate sponge arm! It’s what always keeps me from going hardcore. That, and laziness..

  4. janetha says:

    hahaha oh my gosh that top photo is flipping awesome.

  5. I am so with you on cleaning to beat stress/worries/the blues. Sometimes I think I’m a little too dependent, but at least my apartment looks good!

  6. Me and my sponge need to make a date too. I just don’t like the little fella. I have painters arm this week anyway since I painted Jay’s room.

    You crack me up taking the pepperoni off the pizza and loading it with good stuff. That is totally something I would do!

  7. I forgot how much I like Papa Murphys! We had it in Ohio but I haven’t found one here in Virginia :( Boo!

    You and BB are so cute! I’m glad he’s alive ;)

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