The Summer of Salacious Salads

There’s nothing like a crisp, refreshing salad on a hot summer day.

An array of colors, flavors, and textures that besieges your senses. The alluring hue of greens…the plump juiciness of the ripe contents that awakens your taste buds…it’s beckoning you…away from the oven, away to a land of instant gratification.

Salad

Quite a hedonistic meal some may say.

Grilled Veggie & Feta Salad

Especially when sweet grilled vegetables, salty feta cheese and dark lustrous black olives come together with the contrasting and enticing flavor of pine nuts.

Grilled Veggie Salad

You beg, you plead for the bowl to never end, but alas the end comes leaving you breathless yet content and satiated.

Tempeh Peach & Gouda Salad

Until the next tryst. Perhaps an eclectic mix with rich tantalizing peach, soft nutty tempeh, and the distinctive flavor of aged Gouda?

Tempeh Peach & Gouda Salad 1

You swoon at the sight.

Mexican Salad

Sometimes revisiting a familiar favorite can ignite that spark.

Mexican Salad 1

And as you submit to the dominant flavor of your topping of choice (ranch dressing and salsa), you relinquish yourself to another climatic experience.

BBQ Tempeh & Gouda Salad 1

In the summer heat, you relish in the fact that tempeh always ready to go.

BBQ Tempeh & Gouda Salad

After adding a bit of barbecue sauce, you bite your lip as you gaze wantonly at the glorious masterpiece in front of you.

Blueberry Beet & Goat Cheese Salad 1

And just when you think you’ve experienced the height of all your senses

Blueberry Beet & Goat Cheese Salad

Another one takes you prisoner, beseeching you with the sweet succulent flavors of blueberries, raw shredded beets, and the mind numbing combination of cranberry goat cheese and walnuts.

Again you are breathless…and at this point, also insatiable.

Or maybe it’s just me. Or MAYBE it’s because for the last week, I’ve been completely lost in the Fifty Shades trilogy…

wiaw salad porn

Nah, that couldn’t be it!

Be sure to head on over and peep at all the other links over at Peas & Crayons…though you may be a bit disappointing in their G ratings! 😉

What salad toppings make you weak in the knees?

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Blibbity…Blobbity…BLOOB!

Blueberries

At long last, from the Disney Broccoli vault…
The highly coveted Blueberry Protein Ice Cream!

Blueberry Protein Ice Cream 1

She started out as a lowly maid collection of indigo-colored spheres in dirty rags a pint of plastic*…

 On MEGA sale at Whole Foods! And in case you were wondering, I bought FOUR!

Blueberry Protein Ice Cream 3

But was transformed by magic the freezer into a beautiful princess delicious dessert…

Blueberry Protein Ice Cream 2

Fitted with scooped into a pair of glass slippers serving dish…

Blueberry Protein Ice Cream 4

And off to the ball Broccoli Photography Suite she went.

Blueberry Protein Ice Cream 5

All were captivated drooling by her beauty aroma.

Blueberry Protein Ice Cream

But it was the lucky prince ingenious recipe developer who was granted that first fateful dance spoonful.

Blueberry Protein Ice Cream

By: Your Fairy Broccoli Mother 😀

Prep Time: 5-10 minutes

Cook Time: 2-3 hours to freeze

Ingredients (Serves 1)

  • 1/2 cup cottage cheese
  • 1/2 frozen banana
  • 1/3 cup frozen blueberries
  • 2-3 Tablespoons almond milk
  • 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 5-7 drops liquid stevia (optional)
  • 1/8 teaspoon xanthan gum for thickening (optional)

Instructions

1. Combine all ingredients in a blender and process until smooth.
2. Place in freezer for 2-3 hours to set.
3. Serve with desired toppings (I used melted peanut butter and toasted coconut).

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Blueberry Protein Pudding 1

At the stroke of midnight, what once was magic was gone frozen was thawed*…

*Or actually never frozen at all (just go along with the story)

Blueberry Protein Pudding 2

And she became a love-sick teenager pudding in her glass slippers serving dish
with puffed millet and the last of Meghan’s homemade granola.

Blueberry Protein Pudding 3

But as the story goes, the prince hungry blogger found her again…

Blueberry Protein Pudding

And discovered her in a smitten pudding state to be incredibly EASY.

I mean c’mon…married after ONE NIGHT of dancing? What are we teaching our little girls?! Cinderella could have been a young entrepreneur with a booming cleaning business…or at least joined a freak show with her talking mice and seen the world! 😉

Who is your favorite Disney princess?
A total bookworm as a kid, I was in LOVE with Belle!

What is your favorite summer berry?
BLOOBS…but only because I have to be so careful around my beloved steebies!

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Marvelously Barbecued

Two words…

Barbecue Plate

ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY MARVELOUS!!!

Seriously, the man-friend is my hero…my impress me with his ability to slow roast a pork shoulder overnight, mow the grass, assemble patio furniture, shop for groceries, fire up the grill, and look DAMN HOT carrying around a platter of skewered grilled veggies” HERO!

Veggie Kabobs

See that sexy thumb of his? 😉

Saturday evening…one pork shoulder…two dozen chicken wings…six sides…two desserts…nine bellies to fill…mission ACCOMPLISHED!

BarbecueMARVELOUS pork: Soaked in brine for six hours, coated thoroughly with this dry rub, roasted for THIRTEEN hours, shredded, juicy, succulent and omg melt-in-your-mouth delicious!

Chicken Wings

MARVELOUS wings: Coated in spicy voodoo sauce and grilled to perfection.

Loaded Baked Potato Salad

MARVELOUS potato salad: Made by moi!

Recipe HERE…only this time I omitted the mayo, added extra cheese, and measured absolutely nothing…which is now going to be my go-to way of making it! 😉

Kale Salad

MARVELOUS kale salad: Brought to you by Market de Whole Foods

Fruit Salad

Marvelous fruit salad: With watermelon, strawberries, blueberries, basil, mint, and fresh ground black pepper…I was in awe!

Cookies & Cream Cake

And finally, MARVELOUS cake: Brought to you by Bakery de Publix

A few of the other dishes managed to go un-pictured, so how about a little plate recap? Clockwise from the top…

Barbecue Plate

Pulled pork, baked potato salad, cucumber, tomato, and onion salad, grilled veggies, chicken wing, kale salad, pickles (duh), broccoli slaw, and some of the best baked beans I’ve ever had (secret family recipe brought by a friend).

And speaking of friends, you wanna know what else is MARVELOUS (besides glorious weather, great conversation, and fabulous food)??

Allie & MeHaving my girl Allie there to share it all with me!

AND leftover veggies (and sliced Gouda) working their way into breakfast the next morning…

Veggie OmeletFollowed by a little zombie love?

World War Z

Two words…

OMFG-GRABBING-AT-THE-MANFRIEND’S-ARM MARVELOUS! 😉

MIMM

Be sure to head on over to Healthy Diva Life to check out all the other MARVELOUS link ups!!

What did YOU do this weekend?

What is your favorite thing to grill?

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