Cookie Withdraw

Every Saturday morning, at approximately 8:00am, the farmer’s market opens to the citizens of Clarksville.

And every Saturday morning, at approximately 8:01, I am standing in front of
Nerdy Birdy Cookie Company
with a 5 dollar bill* burning a hole in my pocket.

*One for $2 or 3 for $5…yeah, doesn’t take much time to make up your mind on that one! ๐Ÿ˜‰

But alas, today the market was closed due to some downtown festival (which is sooooooo not as much fun as sinking your teeth into delicious homemade cookies)!

Since I’ve been going through a bit of cookie withdraw today, I decided to make it even worse and drool all over my computer while reliving the past couple of months…

I’ve done a review of some of Sara’s homemade grain-free, all-natural cookies before, but THAT was at the beginning of the summer…

So far this season, this woman managed to debut a brand new cookie flavor each and every week…all from her own kitchen!

Just when I thought she had totally out done herself with the butter-pecan-shortbread-cookie-of-my-dreams (yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s the correct name), a week later I get smacked upside the face…with a snickerdoodle!

But not just ANY snickerdoodle…

A Snickerdoodle BLONDIE!

Heaven on Earth ensued…

See that look in my eyes?

All-natural cookie high baby!

Soft, crumbly, cinnamon-y, and perrrrrrrrfectly sweet…

Who says a cookie can’t be part of a well balanced breakfast?

Then there was the Key Lime Pie

Made with a graham cracker “crust” and homemade key lime curd.

For someone who doesn’t really like key lime, this flavor was surprisingly delicicous!

But still, maybe fruit’s not really your thing and all you can think of when it comes to cookies, is CHOCOLATE

Thin Nerdy Mint anyone?

Spot on flavor that will have you knocking down Girl Scouts to get to…she now makes them completely dipped in chocolate and a bit smaller so you don’t end up with glass to cookie ratio problems…

Sad day.

A holy cookie trinity.

The pink is a recreation of the Lemon Shortbread only with “lemonade” icing on top!

As for the other two…the Banana Walnut and the Chocolate Almond Biscotti?

The were destined for greatness coffee greatness!

And later, even more GREATNESS in my bowl of egg white oats!

Best biscotti ever…crunchy, but not TOO crunchy, riddled with almonds and and coated in chocolate…you’d NEVER even know it’s gluten-free!

So just when I’m thinking I’m about to be converted to a biscotti lover…Sara has to go and make my head spin!

Is it cake? Is it cookie? Is it pie?ย Who cares, it’s DELICIOUS!

This my friends is a Cheesecake Square…better known as the treat that makes you weak in the knees…

Crumbly graham cracker crust, ooey gooey soft and creamy cheesecake topping…oh yeah, there it goes…I can’t feel my legs!

Then there was the Apricot Macaroon

I like coconut, but I’ve never been a HUGE fan of macaroons…that being said, I could BATHE in the homemade apricot preserve topping! I may or may not have turned the cookie over and licked every last bit of that stuff off.

Ok, you got me…I totally did! ๐Ÿ˜‰

But still, maybe fruit’s not really your thing and all you can think of when it comes to cookies, is CHOCOLATE

Maybe with a bit of all-natural refined sugar free CARAMEL?!

Bites of chocolate around a swirl of caramel with just a slight salty hint…there’s no wonder the Turtle Birdy has become so much of a crowd pleaser! It’s now RARE for Sara to keep it in stock at the market for more than an hour!

I know what some of you are saying…

There can’t possibly be any more flavors out there…this Birdy lady has gone coo-coo!

But that’s because you haven’t tasted theย MAC DADDYย of all the Birdy Cookies…

If the Nerdy Mint caused Girl Scouts around the nation to fall to their knees, then people are gonna KILL to get Samoa of these!

Note: I have it on good authority that no Girl Scouts were harmed in the making of these cookies.

But there may have been a few broken hearts!

Tastes like it came straight from the package…only bigger, better, and have I mentioned there’s absolutely NO REFINED SWEETENERS?

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Yeah, you won’t find any of THAT crap in these!

But if all the cookies, bars, and blondies don’t win you over, maybe these will:

Nerdy Cakes!

You guys already know what Heaven ensued after the softest, fluffiest, perfect-est chocolate cupcake and I met, and now there is a flavor to stand opposite of that, but it’s not a standard vanilla…oh no…this one is vanilla CHAI!

A little on the too sweet side for me, but FILLED with chai spicy goodness that I’m sure would go perfectly with a cup of coffee or tea!

So to all my locals out there…have you spotted your next favorite cookie? Well, good news because the Downtown Market will resume normal business hours next week and continue every week until October 20! To ensure you’re cookie’s presence, be sure to pre-order using Nerdy Birdy Cookie Company’s Facebook page…last week, they were completely sold out in ONE HOUR!

As of yet, there are STILL some hurdles to jump over before out of state shipping is approved…ugh, gotta love working with the FDA…but I PROMISE to keep all you non marshmallow peeps* posted on the status!

*Yeah, I totally stole that one from you Sara! ๐Ÿ˜‰

If you could create ANY cookie, what would it have in it?

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Realizations

Some things you just know…

Like how Wal-Mart will always be packed on a Friday night,ย a girl in yoga pants will consistently turn heads at the gym (no matter what her face looks like), you will most assuredly remember your reusable bags…once you’re in the checkout line, and as much as people try to say otherwise, raunchy advertising just works…

Sad, but true!

Unfortunately, other things in life take experience to understand…

Like how Elvira isn’t immortal…

Tow trucks manufactured before 1980 should be driven off a clif…

Hydraulic lift failures on said tow trucks result in a lot of cursing…

Sporty hybrids have a tendency to help you forget car woes and tow truck vendettas…

Actually, they kinda make you feel like a race car driver!

Just make sure you check under the seats before cruising down the highway…

Because rental car companies obviously don’t inspect their vehicles before giving them to someone!

The best “collections” are the ones you can eat…

And they will make ANYTHING into a mustard flavor…

The producers of Hoarders should start filming at my house Kroger…

These chips need salsa…

These chips taste like Doritos…

And all three of these chips combined…

Make you wanna smack yo mama!

No fretting about Elvira…she’s checked into a prestigious rehabilitation center (aka Carmax Service Station) and I got word from her caregivers today that she should be as good as new on Monday!

Now in the meantime, who wants to come help me eat all these chips? We can dip them in mustard while we take whiskey shots! ๐Ÿ˜‰

What is something you’ve realized lately?

Do you have any “food collections”?
Mustard of course isn’t my only one, but you guys have already witnessed my massive
nut butter accumulation

Actually…it’s gotten even BIGGER since then! Lol

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Woot for Loot!

Hey guys! I hope you’re all having a great week!

As promised, I have some loot to share with you guys from my trip to Nashville last weekend…and I know you guys are just dying to see it!

Reason #436 food bloggers/readers aren’t considered “normal”

But that’s ok, our abnormal world is more fun and MUCH MORE delicious! ๐Ÿ˜‰

First up, Trader Joe’s!

My usual staples: unsalted almond butter, olive oil, extra-firm tofu, unsweetened organic applesauce, and tomato paste (am I the only one who loves this JUST because it comes in a tube?) along with a “few” extras…

I got some freeze dried fruit for some baking experiments I have in mind, the crescent rolls were a result of having a total “omg, I’m craving buttery deliciousness” moment, and the peanut sauce was just something I HAD to have! ๐Ÿ˜‰

I also HAD to have that Island Soyaki sauce after hearing Emily rave about it!

Corn tortillas because I’ve been craving tacos like nobody’s business…

And my FAVORITE mints and MORE mint…because the Mint Chocolate Chip Parfait was only the beginning! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Next up, it was onto Whole Paycheck Foods!

I always head straight for the bulk bin section to restock my supply of rolled oats and whole wheat pastry flour, but this time, I also picked up two containers of TVP! I made Laura’s chick-less nuggets a few weeks ago and have been CRAVING them like crazy!

Cute AND delicious!

After stocking up in the bulk section (and maybe stealing a couple of nibble of chocolate covered almonds and honey sesame sticks) I wondered over to the produce section. When I saw that they had golden beets, I just couldn’t pass them up…so pretty! I also picked up a nice assortment of fresh figs, two perfectly ripe nectarines, and one pink lady apple.

With my fall goals in mind, I picked up three packages of seafood from the fish counter…Coho salmon, mahi-mahi, and my lovely sea scallops!

Then I headed over to the cold section on a mission…I’ve been looking for a good, minimal ingredient ricotta for a few weeks now and I FINALLY found it! I really want to add it to pizza…maybe with a bit of pesto and some sun-dried tomatoes?…but we’ll see if I can keep my spoon out of the container long enough first! ๐Ÿ˜‰

While I was cheese-hunting, I also spotted some new-to-me yogurts and omg, I’m sorry Chobani, but I think I’ve found a new favorite!

The 365 brand is AMAZING!

Both the fat free and the low fat only have 2 GRAMS of sugar and the consistency is so thick and creamy…I didn’t want them to end!

On my way out, I hit up the “snack zone” and picked up some new bars, a package of hemp seeds, and two sample packs of hemp protein…I’ve heard a lot about hemp lately, but have never tried any so I’m excited to see how these taste!

I also spotted these guys on the very top shelf…I almost missed them…and actually, I wish I had. They were definitely better after a few seconds in the microwave…the peanut butter was just ok, but the pumpkin didn’t even taste like pumpkin!

So disappointing!

But one thing that WASN’T disappointing…
the BEST purchase of the day (next to the yogurt):

Oh yeah!

It’s a little sweeter than my favorite coconut peanut butter, but so rich and so creamy, and it was the PERFECT topping to Sunday morning’s pancakes!

Mmmmmm!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go raid the kitchen for random dippers! ๐Ÿ˜‰

What are your Whole Food’s/Trader Joe’s “staples”?

Have you found any new favorite foodie items lately? Do share!

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