You Might Be a Food Blogger If…

1. Your plans for whipping up a new recipe and posting it before the weekend are shot the moment you look outside and see this…

Overcast?! But how am I supposed to take pictures???

2. You have a notebook that you carry in your purse at all times SOLEY to jot down notes about future posts/recipes/ideas…

And obviously, you have to label said notebook in case your alzheimer’s
decides to kick in.

3. You can spot blog “paraphernalia” in different corners of your home…

You like? I made ’em myself…with a little help from this gal! ๐Ÿ˜€

4. Your camera has smudges of food particles on it 95% of the time…

I checked…it was chocolate!

#noshame

5. You have a folder in your photo library simply labeled “food porn”…

Forย VERY good reason I might add… ๐Ÿ˜‰

Are you drooling yet??

6. You have photo “stations” set up around the house in front of the best lit windows…

Always gotta have that light bounce!

7. Your table linens selection rivals that of your wardrobe…

Hey, if I ever stop blogging, I could piece together a bangin’ skirt! ๐Ÿ˜‰

8. You have cabinets in your kitchen that are full of “blog dishes” only…

And maybe you’re a little too infatuated with miniature eating utensils…

Which only echoes the fact that you have a shopping addiction.

9. You prepare dinner 4 hours in advance JUST so you can get a decent, well- lit picture…

Bonus: And then after patting out beet burger patties the night before, resulting in your hands looking something like this…

You go and make something like these…

Recipe coming as soon as I can get some decent lighting!

Damn you, overcast!

Finish this sentence: You might be a _______ if ________.

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