Hey hey hey!
Well, it’s that time of week again…
Time to break out the
party hats and noise makers scary masks and rubber knives and celebrate our last Halloween-themed WIAW in style!
After you get a look at my spook-tacular eats, head on over to Peas & Crayons, no tricks, now…she may not have any candy, but I’m sure she can spare a few Scarrots! 😉
I woke up Sunday morning feeling great…
Even BETTER after a cup of my new DECAF chocolate raspberry coffee!
But, there was something funny about this cup.
Because by the time I finished cooking breakfast, I had started to get these sores all over my body…
I lost my ability to speak…
I started dragging my right leg behind me as I walked…
And all of a sudden I had this intense craving…
For pumpkin-flavored brains and BLOOD!
And apparently, peanut butter…who know the two could go so well together! 😉
Then, while I was prepping my breakfasts for the week, I decided to whip up a bowl of warm stringy cobwebs!
But what to top them with?
How about eyeballs, batwings, and a side of zombie skin?
Oh yeah, that’s the ticket!
…to a nice big room with padded walls.
Though I have to say the skin was probably my favorite part!
Later on I found myself feeling snacky…
First, I went for some baby fingers.
You better not lay a finger on my
Butterfinger baby fingers!
Apparently, they’d been eating a lot of pumpkin.
But while they were good and crunchy, I still felt hungry for more…
So I grabbed a bag of vampire fangs and went to town!
For dinner, I decided to round out the day with a big salad…
Topped with braaaaaaains, witches nails, and some rich imported Italian blood!
Once I finished my bowl, I finally started to feel like myself again…or so I thought.
My leg started to feel a bit better…
And not only could I form words, but honestly, I had the strangest urge to SING!
‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it’s thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, THRILLER tonight!
What spookalicious eats have you had lately?
What’s your favorite Halloween treat?
Heather. Slowly step away from the Pic Monkey… LOL!
I was laughing in my bowl of asparagus reading this. Until I got to the last pic and actually chocked on the asparagus. I need the Heimlich! Do you know the maneuver? 😉
I do! Though I’m not sure how well it works telekinetically…or four days later! Are you still breathing? Don’t quit on me now! :-O
I LOVE THAT I AM THE BRAAAAAIIIINS!!
please come out West and play in my kitchen with me? we’d have the best time.
Mmmmhmmm! Best brains I’ve ever tasted! 😉
Oh my goodness, Jason would have to leave the house for sure…we’d probably be too much for him to handle! Lol
Now that’s what I call a bloody good Halloween feast! Though probably one too many spiders for my liking … screech!
Oh I know! I can cutesy cartoon ones, but put me in the same room with even the smallest of spiders and I’ll swear it’s 10 feet tall…and I’ll cry for my mama! Lol
You are TOO funny, Heather! This is disgusting and Wonderful! Happy Halloween!
Haha! Thanks, Fran! I’m so glad you approve of my spook-tacular humor! 😉
hahaha LOVE this post! You crack me up Heather!
This post had me giggling into my oatmeal. Somebody found the halloween section on picmonkey ;D
Love the spookiness haha! And somehow everything still looks delicious:) Happy WIAW!
Now that’s what I call Halloween spirit. :-p
Hahah! This is the best halloween post I’ve seen today!!
Chocolate raspberry coffee? They should call it “red velvet” coffee, because that’s what it sounds it would taste like! Yum!
Happy wiaw, Heather!!
Aww, thanks love! And yes, I was totally sucked in by the coffee…I could smell the chocolate and raspberry through the bag and my mouth started watering instantly. Unfortunately, it’s not as chocolate-y or as raspberry-y as it smells, but still delish!
Hahaha best post ever!!!!
haha oh my goodness. This post is seriously amazing. Great job with all the pictures!
Awww, thanks Kat! I hope you had a spookarific Halloween! 😉
Oh AWESOME. I seriously considered editing my photos with PicMonkey to make them Halloweeny. Not I totally wished I would have. So cool!
Your oatmeal is probably my favorite. Goes so well with the red topping 🙂
that’s the spirit! this post was hilarious!!
Love your photos! Your a genius! and extremely funny! 🙂
Haha! LOVE the post! So fun and creative :D. And, OMG, chocolate raspberry coffee!?!?! I NEED to get me some of that! 😉 Happy Halloween!
You are so darn adorable.
I just don’t even know what else to say.
[Maybe…can I come over for a meal some time?]
Girl, you can come over for as many meals as you like! We single gals gotta stick together! Plus, who else could appreciate our unorthodox use of sauerkraut and our love of bugs? 😉
Really creative and cute 🙂 Happy Halloween!
lol! You are awesome! That blood on your brains looks delicious! hahaha
Why…thank you! 😉 #thingsyouthoughtyoudneverhear
Haha omigosh I loved this; although I’m not gonna lie… the ‘skin’ totally skeeved me out and I may or may not have gagged just a little 😆 And you’re looking a little tired there, hun… Might be time to get some rest, and a little Neosporin probably wouldn’t hurt either 😉
Hahaha! Well, I tried to go the pharmacy, but when I tried to ask the pharmacist for the best remedy, he ran away screaming! So weird….
And actually, the skin kinda got to me too! Lol
Hahahhaah you are my hero.
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Now that was spooktacular. You, my dear, crack me up.
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