I Would Never, Unless…

I would never go to the store and walk out with more than I intended on.


Unless I was on a mission for a NYE outfit and armed with a couple of gift cards.

I would never be able to pull off any of the boots that are in style these days.


Unless the perfect amount of material is designed in such a way to mask the fact that I have chicken legs.

I would never in my LIFE own a pair of jeggings.


Unless they just happen on sale for $15 and look rocking with the afore-mentioned boots.

I would never buy something just because it’s sparkly.



Ha! Who am I kidding?


I would never take multiple pictures of myself in one the night…especially in the restroom of a nice restaurant.

NYE 2012

Unless I just happen to feel like a princess/rock star in my banging new outfit!

I would never choose chocolate over wine.

PicMonkey Collage

Unless that chocolate was in the form of a rich and smooth stout.

I would never place a random picture in a post that didn’t really fit.


Unless I just wanted to brag about how the man-friend made me my first meal of 2013 while I sat on the couch and channel-surfed. πŸ˜‰

I would never be one of those people who refuses to take down their Christmas decorations weeks after the holiday has passed.


Unless I’ve convinced myself that since it only went up two weeks ago, that I have at LEAST two more weeks of celebrating left to do!

I would never DREAM of touching another cookie after the mayhem that went down over Christmas.

Unless it was that time of the month and that cookie happened to look like this!

I would never make a smoothie just to justify my new obsession withΒ kiddie cereal.

Blueberry Cinnamon Smoothie

Yeah, never mind, I totally would! πŸ˜‰

Blueberry Cinnamon Smoothie

By:Β Heather @ Kiss My Broccoli

Prep Time: 5 minutes

Cook Time: N/A

Keywords: blender raw breakfast snack high protein high fiber protein powder blueberries cinnamon

Ingredients (Serves 1)

  • 1 scoop vanilla whey protein
  • 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1/2 cup water
  • 1 cup ice
  • 1/2 cup frozen blueberries
  • 1/2 ripe banana
  • 1 handful fresh spinach
  • 1/8 teaspoon guar gum (optional)
  • 1/8 teaspoon xanthan gum (optional)


1. Combine all ingredients in a blender and process until smooth and creamy.
2. Top with nut butter, granola, or your favorite cereal.

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Nutrition facts using 1 scoop of Muscle Gauge Nutrition Whey Isolate:

Blueberry Cinnamon Smoothie Nutrition Facts

Sweet and spice and NUTRITIONALLY nice!

Finish this sentence:

I would never _________ , unless _________.

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25 Responses to I Would Never, Unless…

  1. Lucie says:

    Your outfit rocks girl! Oh and it made me laugh that you took a pic in the restroom, lol! How sweet of the man-friend to cook for you such a delish meal. Hm…..I would never drink alcohol during the week unless there is still a christmas market open downtown with fresh hot spiced wine!

    • kissmybroccoli says:

      Hot spiced wine? Mmm, that sounds heavenly AND totally worth a mid-week indulgence! πŸ˜€

      The bathroom pic was a must…you know since the paparazzi obviously didn’t get the correct memo about the restaurant I was in that night! πŸ˜‰ I seriously need to invest in a full-length mirror! Lol

  2. I think we should never go shopping together… Unless we’re both in need of a bad influence. πŸ˜‰

    That breakfast-by-man friend pic was entirely necessary. As was that cookie. YUM!!

  3. Hehe sequins make for the best outfits, clearly! I love my sparkly things :-p

  4. Julie says:

    Awesome boots! I would choose chocolate over wine!

  5. This made me smile. I’m totally like that at times.

    I would never buy an outfit that I didn’t need, unless it was really cute and I just had to have it otherwise the outfit would be sad (and by outfit be sad I mean me :P)

    I love the boots. Super cute. Especially the grey ones.

    Smoothie looks yum and such a pretty colour.

    • kissmybroccoli says:

      Oh yes…I know all about the guilt of outfit abandonment. It’s just not right to leave it there in the store all by itself! Lol

  6. That outfit is definitely rock star material! Lookin’ good, chica πŸ˜‰ And I’m totally with you on the cookie bit… I just finished polishing off my Christmas cookie stash and I swore that I’d take a break from the sweets, but I’m getting ready to bake up another batch tonight. My excuse? Testing out my new stand mixer πŸ˜€

    • kissmybroccoli says:

      Haha, sounds like a good enough reason to me! I’m not much of a baker, but I’d be busting out some cookie cookbooks for sure if I had a stand mixer to break in! πŸ˜€

  7. Wow, your outfit seriously looks amazing! And can I please steal, um … borrow all of these new boots from you?

    Having breakfast prepared for you while chilling on the couch? Keep that man-friend :D!

    I would never procrastinate work for university, unless I’d have important social commitments, aka blog reading to catch up on ;).

    • kissmybroccoli says:

      Aww, thanks girlie! And of course you can steal/borrow my boots anytime, but I have to worn you…I’m a size 10! :-/

      Blog reading is an entirely acceptable form of procrastination…right up there with my Pinterest addiction! Lol

  8. Lee says:

    I think I actually have those jeggings!

    • kissmybroccoli says:

      Alright! Now I definitely feel better about getting them…I just couldn’t turn them down…$15 bucks and they make my butt look good! Lol

  9. Looks like you made out well on your shopping spree! I love all those boots. πŸ˜€

    I would never be turned off sushi… unless I ate way too much of it on NYE and gave myself a massive stomach ache. Sadly this happened. I can’t even think about sushi without feeling a little sick right now haha!

    • kissmybroccoli says:

      Oh my gosh! You poor thing! But I’m sorry, I can’t help but laugh…that is totally something I would do/have done!

  10. Love all the sparkles! And the omelette made for you…those are the best. Man friend is good for you.
    I hope you’re keeping all the boots even if you wore just one pair on New Year’s Eve.

    • kissmybroccoli says:

      Oh you bet! After looking for MONTHS for just one pair of boots, I was totally syked when I found all three…AND for a pretty hefty end-of-season discount I might add! Score!

  11. Love those outfits girl!! You are a hottie! πŸ™‚ I am on the prowl for some boots!!

    • kissmybroccoli says:

      Aww, thanks girlie! Now is definitely the time to shop since it’s the end of the season…I got all of mine for at least 50% off! #winning πŸ˜€

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  14. I would never say kiddie cereal is just for kids!


    Nope. I just never would. πŸ™‚

    P.S. Totally envious of you and your new man friend.

  15. The theme of this post is so cute! And I looooove those boots and the blue sparkly shirt!

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