Angelic Eggs, Cookie Crack, and Donut Damning

Hey hey hey everybody!

I hope you all had the MERRIEST of Christmases!

Monday, I told you guys all about the weekend of celebrating that went down around here, complete with an alcoholic rendition of Dirty Santa, a garbage bowl hat, and how I FINALLY managed to get that pony I’ve been asking for for years…

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But today? TODAY it’s ALL about the FOOD!

Be sure to head on over to Peas & Crayons and show some love to our hostess with the mostest, Jenn, for putting on this food filled fun-show each and every week and check out everyone else’s holiday deliciousness!

The food-filled weekend began with our family’s finger food FEASTival:

Christmas Buffet 2012

My contribution, also known as the ONLY healthy thing on the table (besides the carrots and celery sticks), was of course, the deviled eggs!

Originally, I had planned on making my Herbed-Ricotta Deviled Eggs, but since I was all out of ricotta, I had to improvise and what I came up with was even BETTER than the ones from Thanksgiving!

“Angelic” Deviled Eggs

By: Heather @ Kiss My Broccoli

Prep Time: 5 minutes

Cook Time: 10-15 minutes

Keywords: boil food processor side snack high protein low-carb eggs cottage cheese

Ingredients (Serves 12)

  • 12 large eggs
  • 1/3 cup cottage cheese
  • 2 Tablespoons dijon mustard
  • 1-2 Tablespoons sweet pickle relish
  • paprika

Instructions

1. Place eggs in a large pot and cover with one inch of water.
2. Bring water to boil, remove from heat, cover with lid and allow to sit for 10 minutes.
3. Drain water from pan and immediately submerge eggs in cold ice water to halt the cooking process.
4. Peel eggs and slice lengthwise, carefully removing the yolks.
5. Combine egg yolks, cottage cheese, and mustard in a small blender or food processor and process until smooth (add a little water if needed).
6. Transfer mixture to a bowl and stir in pickle relish.
7. Spoon mixture into egg halves and garnish with a sprinkle of paprika.

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Nutrition facts for TWO egg halves:

"Angelic" Deviled Eggs Nutrition Facts

Almost identical stats as the ricotta version but these were stuffed to the
MAX and SUPER CREAMY!

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And totally worth a close-up shot! 😉

Christmas Plate

I loaded up my plate with a little bit of everything and then totally went back and attacked that meat and cheese tray…seriously, how do I always forget just how good summer sausage slices are?!

Then it was time for dessert…

Christmas Cake

A slice of almond cake and a few dark chocolate covered pretzels.

And then, this happened:

Chocolate Pretzels & Peanut Butter

Nom nom nom!

As practically polished off half the jar of peanut butter and entered my Christmas food coma, I couldn’t even consider the thought of having dinner later…

Until my mom mentioned homemade french fries and sausage balls.

Sorry, no pic…just use your imagination!

Of course then my dad just HAD to bring out the leftovers from lunch, the meat and cheese tray was attacked again, Ritz crackers scattered the table, and then THIS happened:

Ketchup Ritz

I swear I’m not pregnant! But it was SO good! 😉

The next morning, after opening gifts, I put my new spatula to good use and I whipped up a batch of Trader Joe’s pumpkin pancakes!

Pumpkin Pancakes

Topped with walnuts, peanut butter, and maple syrup! 😀

After breakfast, we all got ready and headed over to my grandmother’s for lunch, but since my aunt had some leftovers from Christmas breakfast at her church that morning, we ended up having a lunch BRUNCH sort of meal…

Christmas Plate

Ham, mac ‘n cheese, green beans, and French toast casserole

For the record, ham and French toast is REALLY good together! 😉

But that wasn’t all my aunt brought over…

Christmas Cookies

Kryptonite!!

COOKIES

You may laugh, but I kid you not when I say those little squares at the top should be ILLEGAL!! It was like a blondie but it was covered in chocolate chips and cranberries and…well, CRACK!

And I did just what any other crack head cookie lover would do…

I overdosed!

Later on that evening, back at my mom and dad’s house, I got the munchies (obviously)…

Remember those powdered sugar donuts from earlier?

Dangerous Donuts

Yeah, those guys!

Cookies may be my kryptonite, but a powdered sugar donut is just something I can NEVER turn down! And since I only had one the day before, I…ummm, well, I kinda maybe sorta ate half the package! Whoops?

And washed it down with a cup of this:

Christmas Eggnog

What would a Christmas weekend be without a little gluttony egg nog?!

So much for doing better with the sweets this year! 😉

Needless to say, once I arrived home that evening and laid down for my nap before work, I slept like a friggin’ BABY!

But now…three days later, and STILL feeling out of whack, the majority of my eats have looked like this:

#postchristmasdetoxAnd there has been a LOT of this:

Drinks

Damn you donuts!

For the record, I’m petitioning for a REAL family dinner next year instead of the
finger food thing we’ve been doing for the last couple of years…
the madness has to stop and well, I just miss all the home cookin’!

Does your family do a traditional dinner or finger foods for
Christmas each year?

What’s the best thing you ate for YOUR Christmas?

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A Marvelous Christmas Weekend

Merry Christmas Eve my friends!

I hope you all had a wonderful weekend! Like I mentioned on yesterday’s post, I spent this past weekend with my family and celebrated Christmas a few days early since I’ll be working on Christmas day.

And it was a weekend FULL of marvelousness and merriment!

Starting with the Christmas tree itself…

Christmas 2012I just love how it looks once all the presents are set out! 

When I was a kid, I used to wake up in the middle of the night (far too early to even think about stirring the parentals) and I’d scurry out to the living room just to LOOK at the tree in all it’s Christmas wonderment. I would never even get close enough to see who’s gifts were who’s…I just wanted to soak up the vision of it all…then I would run back to my room, pull the covers up, and sleep a few more hours with the biggest, goofiest smile on my face!

Saturday afternoon was spent with my dad’s side of the family…

Dirty Santa 2012

And we had our family’s first Dirty Santa gift exchange!

I swear we’re not all a bunch of alcoholics! 😉

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I was the first to “dirty” up the game when I stole this from my mom! She laughed when I told her I was going to drink green smoothies out of it!

Origami Money

I have to say, this was one of the most creative gifts…my sister and my dad got together and folded up 20 one dollar bills into different forms of origami…my grandmother ended up with it and got a kick out of all the shapes!

Christmas 2012 Food

Then?…then there was the Finger Food Feast of 2012!

My dad did all the food shopping this year and spent so much time preparing the food and setting everything up…can you believe this wasn’t even everything he bought?!

And of COURSE I made the deviled eggs…only this time I changed up the recipe AGAIN and this one is even BETTER…recipe coming soon!

Later that night, I worked on some holiday stress-relief…

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Aka gift wrapping.

Each and every year I spend HOURS perfecting each and every package…curling and twisting ribbon until my fingers begin to cramp and my back starts to ache…and I love every minute of it!

Can you believe this was all just for my mom, dad, and sister? Yep, I spoiled them rotten this year! 😀

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 But they spoiled me right back!

Sunday morning, we all woke up early and did our “Christmas Morning” gift exchange…

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Of course, I was wearing my new “Christmas Eve” PJ’s 😀

RR Garbage Bowl

The first gift: Rachel Ray garbage bowl…also makes a great hat…who knew?! 😉

I also got some pretty square plates, a GINORMOUS pancake spatula, American Eagle gift cards, slippers, argyle socks, a necklace and earring set, and a pumpkin candle that I only wish was edible!

But the best gift I received?

Every year when my mom asks what we want for Christmas, I say I want a pony and my sister says she wants a unicorn…

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Well, she finally broke down and bought them for us…

Horse & Unicorn

We couldn’t breath we were laughing so hard!

After I regained my composure, I headed to the kitchen to get started on breakfast…

Christmas Pancakes

How convenient: MY new spatula and MOM’S new frying pan!

Then, we were off to celebrate with my mom’s side of the family…

We kept it simple this year and just did lunch and spent time together instead of exchanging gifts, but then as we were heading out the door, my grandmother surprised us all with twenties.

It was definitely a jam-packed weekend…pretty sure I only averaged about 5 hours of sleep each night and then of course my workweek started last night after all of it, but if I had it to do all over, I wouldn’t change a thing!

Christmas only comes once a year.

Family time is much too precious.

And well, you can sleep when your dead! 😉

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The Ultimate Christmas Combo

I hope you are all having a wonderful weekend!

My dad and I have to work Christmas day so I’m at my parent’s house this weekend celebrating the holiday. Since this post is set to publish early in the morning, I’m probably about knee-deep in tattered pieces of wrapping paper right about now…

Hopefully Santa brought me some more blogging props this year! 😉

Last weekend, as I was conjuring up my next pan-COOKIE creation, I got to thinking about classic Christmas combos and I don’t know about you, but the FIRST thing that popped into my head was chocolate and peppermint.

Chocolate Peppermint Cookie Pancakes Ingredients

So when NuNaturals sent me some of their new peppermint stevia drops (full review to come) a couple of weeks ago, I knew EXACTLY what I was going to do with them…

Snowman Plate

Take my new (self-gifted) Frosty Junior plate and…

Chocolate Peppermint Cookie Pancakes 1

Pile it HIGH with a stack of peppermint-infused pancakes…

Chocolate Peppermint Cookie Pancakes 2

Drizzle them with dark chocolate sauce…

Chocolate Peppermint Cookie Pancakes 5And cover them with crunch!

Who needs girl scouts when you’ve got peppermint pan-COOKIES?!

Chocolate Peppermint Cookie Pancakes 3

And with only a few subtle changes from my Almond Cookie Protein Pancakes, these babies came together in a snap!

Chocolate Peppermint Cookie Pancakes

By: Heather @ Kiss My Broccoli

Prep Time: 5 minutes

Cook Time: 10 minutes

Keywords: fry breakfast high protein oats peppermint extract winter

Ingredients (Serves 1)

  • 1/3 cup rolled oats
  • 1 Tablespoon coconut flour
  • 1/2 teaspoon sodium-free baking powder
  • 1 1/2 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder (my favorite is Hershey’s Special Dark)
  • 1/4 cup no-salt-added lowfat cottage cheese
  • 2 Tablespoons unsweetened almond milk
  • 1/2 medium ripe banana
  • 2 large egg whites
  • 10 drops NuNaturals peppermint stevia or 1/4 teaspoon peppermint extract + preferred sweetener

Instructions

1. Heat a non-stick skillet to medium heat and coat with cooking spray.
2. Combine oats, coconut flour, and baking powder, and cocoa powder in a blender or small food processor and process oats to a fine powder.
3. Empty contents into medium-sized bowl.
4. Combine cottage cheese, milk, banana, and stevia (or extract + sweetener) in a blender or small food processor and blend until smooth.
5. Add wet ingredients to dry ingredients and stir until flour is incorporated.
6. Spoon batter onto skillet, forming 3-4 pancakes.
7. Cook 5-6 minutes per side.
8. Top with Healthy Chocolate Sauce and candy cane pieces.

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Nutritional information for pancakes only:

Chocolate Peppermint Cookie Pancakes NutritionLess than 300 calories and over 20 grams of protein!

But wait…the fun doesn’t stop there…

Vegan Chocolate Peppermint Cookie Pancakes 1

In the spirit of Christmas…and my own curiosity, I decided I needed to flex my pan-COOKIE-making muscles a bit more (honestly, the ONLY muscles I’ve been stretching, besides my stomach, over the last few days) and came up with…

Vegan Chocolate Peppermint Cookie Pancakes 2

VEGAN Chocolate Peppermint Pan-COOKIES!

Vegan Chocolate Peppermint Cookie Pancakes

By: Heather @ Kiss My Broccoli

Prep Time: 5 minutes

Cook Time: 10 minutes

Keywords: fry breakfast vegan vegetarian high fiber cocoa flax Pancake Sunday winter

Ingredients (Serves 1)

  • 1/3 cup rolled oats
  • 2 Tablespoons coconut flour
  • 1 Tablespoon ground flaxseed
  • 1 1/2 Tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder (my favorite is Hershey’s Special Dark)
  • 1/2 teaspoon sodium-free baking powder
  • 1/2 medium, ripe banana
  • 1/2 cup unsweetened almond milk
  • 10 drops NuNaturals Peppermint Stevia (or 1/4 teaspoon peppermint extract)

Instructions

1. Heat a skillet or griddle to medium heat and coat with cooking spray.
2. Combine oats, coconut flour, flax, cocoa, and baking powder in a blender or small food processor and process until fine.
3. Empty contents into a medium-sized mixing bowl.
4. Combine banana, almond milk, and stevia (or extract + sweetener) in blender or food processor and blend until smooth.
5. Add wet ingredients to dry ingredients and stir to combine.
6. Spoon batter onto skillet forming 3-4 pancakes.
7. Cook 5-6 minutes per side.
8. Plate and top with Healthy Chocolate Sauce and candy canes pieces.

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Nutritional facts for pancakes only:

Vegan Chocolate Peppermint Cookie Pancakes Nutrition

If you want to increase the protein a bit, you can sub in vegan protein powder for some or all of the coconut flour.

Vegan Chocolate Peppermint Cookie Pancakes Instagram

Or you can just crumble them over a chocolate peppermint-spiked smoothie like I did!

Which I also ate cold…with a mini spoon…and a WHOLE lotta chocolate sauce…because it’s the holidays and I’ve been a VERY good girl! 😉

What is your ultimate Christmas combo?

What are you hoping the jolly old elf brings you this year?

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