And Then There Were Four

YEARS that is.

Anyone happen to have a clue as to what the heck I’m talking about?
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Well, when I was getting all jazz handsy with my currentlies the other day, I left out one other little thing that’s flash dance worthy because last Friday was a day for celebration, and not just for those looking to score some amazing deals…

KMB's 4th Birthday

I’ll give you guys a minute to whip out your fedora and fishnets party hats, noise makers, confetti, and balloon animals…please tell me there are balloon animals! 😉

But seriously, I want to take a minute say thank you to all my regular commenters, lurkers, blends, and…yep, you too, mom! The blog has gone through many phases as I’ve changed and grown over the years and it’s nice to know that some of you have stuck with me through it all…even withOUT the allure of pancakes.

To show my appreciation, especially since I kinda feel guilty about the lack of recipes around here lately, I have a little surprise…

Snack Bars

Remember all those delicious bars I was gushing over a couple of weeks ago? Well, I’d like to give them to [one of] you…for FREE!

Yep, you heard me.

Like I said before, I love sharing my favorite things and well, since I’ve basically been living off these bars for the last few months, I figured this would be perfect!

The giveaway starts today and will end Wednesday, December, 10.
I’ll announce the winner on Friday, December 12.

OPEN TO EVERYONE EVERYWHERE!!!

To enter, just leave a comment telling me what keeps you coming back to KMB week after week and what bar you’re most excited to try!

Disclaimer: I have purchased these bars myself and will be paying for all the shipping requirements. The companies involved do not even know I’m doing this.

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November: The Month of Ermahgerd

Hey guys!

I know I’m posting a lot later than I normally do, but damn, this weekend (or entire week, rather) has gotten away from me!  What is it about the holidays that makes time go by in a flash? We’ll be celebrating the new year in no time…eeeek!

Selfie - Haircut

Anyhoodles, I wanted to pop in with my “currentlies” for November…partly because you guys know I LOVE this post each month and partly because I feel like we haven’t “talked” in a while! Oh and look at that, I got a haircut! Yep, this is what happens when you go to get a “trim” after six months of dead and split end build up…I had to say goodbye to TWO INCHES of my Rapunzel lock, but hot damn, look at that volume!

Current Book:

I was in the mood for a good, fun read this month, so I pulled The Nanny Diaries out of my bookcase and shook the dust off. I bought it at a used bookstore years ago and never read it. Within the first three pages I was laughing my ass off. It’s pretty much the babysitter’s version of The Devil Wears Prada…only WITHOUT a happy ending. I wanted to chuck the luckily-it-was-only-twenty-five-cents book across the room! Seriously, I believe all books without happy endings should come with a warning label. Grrr!

Current Music:

Still gearing up (and practically shaking with excitement) for the Glass Animals concert…in THREE DAYS!!!!

Current Guilty Pleasure:

Pumpkin Chapstick

ALL THE PUMPKIN THINGS!!! Somebody stop me! Umm, no wait…don’t. 😉

Current Nail Color:

Nails

I am so impatient when it comes to painting my nails…I almost always end up smudging more than half of them before they’re completely dry. But I did miraculously find the time to do a little at-home manicure twice this month…rocking an ancient bottle of Avon polish!

Current Entertainment:

Netflix released new episodes of The Carrie Diaries!!! For a girl who’s never watched more than five episodes of Sex in the City, I sure do get excited! 😆

Current Wish/Needs:

Honestly? I’m feeling overwhelmingly content at the moment. I have everything I could want out of life right now which feels absolutely incredible.

Current Food:

Snack Bars

I think it’s safe to say, I expressed my love of bars this month…is it bad that I just obtained two more boxes to my already never-ending stash? FYI, the correct answer is no.

Current Drink:

Bailey's Coffee Creamer

The ongoing obsession…which only helps me justify my coffee buying addiction. Ha!

Current Triumphs:

I made up for the fact that I waited a YEAR to get Elvira’s oil changed by renewing my driver’s license AND my car tags a whole MONTH early!

*jazz hands*

Current Bane of Existence:

 The dark days of hell winter hell.

Current Blogger Crush:

 Tracy aka Tracy Shutterbean. I’ll confess that this has been going on for a WHILE now. I’ve been stalking her on Instagram for umm, almost a year? She takes the most beautiful photos…of anything! She’s a list lover, an amazing cook, has a fabulous eye for organization and decor, and one of the coolest moms out there!
Also, I NEEEEEED her kitchen table!

Current Indulgence:

Massage

I got a massage a couple of weeks ago…first one in MONTHS! Omg, it felt so good!

Current Blessing:

Not sure if it’s just that time of year or what, but I can’t help but pause and feel so incredibly thankful for everything (and one) in my life right now. Family, friends, coworkers, person who let me out in traffic the other day…I know, *gag*! 😆

Current Outfit: 

Leggings

My goal to go pant-less for the entire winter season just got a little easier with yet ANOTHER addition to the leggings collection. Thank you TJ Maxx!

Current Excitement:

Beans Creek Wine

Oh my god you guys…oh.my.god! Not only did I get Friday and Saturday off for my birthday (which is actually on Sunday), but I also get to travel to my favorite winery for a WINE TASTING CLASS! It was only $45 for a ticket and they teach you all about how to be a wine snob…and you get a set of glasses to take home with you!

Current Link:

Netflix. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this for the billionth time. But, for the love of god do NOT watch this. <- consider yourself warned.

Current Mood:

 Ermahgerrrrrd!

What’s gotten you sthuper duper excited this month? 😉

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My Favorite Thanksgiving

Hey there my little turkeys!

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving Day yesterday…or just a fast and painless Thursday for all my international friends out there. 😉 I have to say this was probably one of my favorite Thanksgivings in recent years. The meal came together great and I had all of my favorite people around the dinner lunch table.

Everyone in my family works a different schedule so even though we live close to one another, it is so hard to get us ALL together under one roof. This year not only found us all in one place to share a meal, but also allowed us time to create the meal together which is always my favorite part about Thanksgiving…even if I do have a couple of tiny panic attacks while doing it.

Me, Tori & Mom - Thanksgiving 2014

At 10am, the three Powers women set to work creating the Thanksgiving Day feast…after about fifteen takes to get the right selfie anyway. 😉

Thanksgiving Day Decor

Mom had already been busying putting her little special touches around the kitchen AND setting the table including the newest in her collection of salt and pepper shakers. Aren’t these little guys the cutest? I mean, they’re no match for my Nuts, but how can you not find it endearing to turn little porcelain people upside down and shake shit out of their heads?

Wine O'Clock Selfie

I set to work on the most important thing first…getting my drink on!

Boozy Cranberry Pomegranate Sauce

Umm…err…I mean making my Boozy Cranberry Pomegranate Sauce! And I only almost burnt it like THREE times in 30 minutes!

Note to self: Don’t turn your back on anything on mom’s stove!

Brussels Sprouts

Amidst cranberry sauce freak outs involving a change in pots due to sticking, I trimmed and chopped and whispered sweet nothings to my dear, dear Brussels sprouts. Did you know it’s “BrusselS sprouts” with an “s”? Yeah, I’m a dumb ass. Thanks Google. But seriously, I can’t WAIT to share the recipe I came up with for these babies because they came out fantastically! Even the veggie hater at the table went back for more!

Mom's Candied Sweet Potatoes

While Tori was hard at work pipping and prettifying the eggs…which we just allowed to be devilish this year…mom was throwing the chicken in the oven, fluffing up with stuffing, and stirring up some sweet (and I do mean SWEET) sugary goodness. Did you know my mom has like five hands? I know, you don’t have to tell me…she’s awesome.

And thirty minutes later, we sat down to this…

Thanksgiving Table 2014

There was also some steamed corn, pickled beets, and the only two things specially requested by my dad: ants on a log minus the ants and a cranberry-flavored gelatinous mold in the shape of an aluminum can.

Thanksgiving Plate 2014

Two minutes (and about five pictures later), I was digging into the most delicious meal I’ve had in weeks. Twenty minutes after that, I was clearing the table. And an HOUR AND A HALF after that, I finally finished washing the dishes and cleaning the kitchen…or as I like to call it, playing kitchen fairy for my mom. 😉

Unfortunately, dad had to go to work after the meal, but we did a little family workout in his honor with this movie. Nothing like a some good ab work while simultaneously sinking into the couch cushions!

Of course, laughing always works up an appetite…

Pumpkin Pie

And apparently my mom and sister were working their ninja moves because I didn’t even hear them in the kitchen before they attacked the pumpkin pie. So this is my only pic…#foodbloggerfail

Fruit Salad

I ninja’d myself a sliver off my mom’s slice, but really, I was eyeballing the fruit salad I prepared around the time of cranberry sauce freakout #2. Enjoyed with a big o’ scoop of ice cream WHIPPED CREAM, it was seriously heaven!

Pecan Pie

I only wish I could say the same about that gorgeous pecan pie. Just goes to show…sometimes you should keep things classic. While the pie smelled freaking AMAZING while and just after cooking, once cut into and tasted, not so much. With all the pretzels and chocolate chips inside, it didn’t get that quintessential layer of “sugar goo” below the pecans and the one teaspoon of orange zest included in the recipe was WAY too much for any of our tastes.

I was kinda bummed out for a while because well, I am my mother’s daughter and I hate it when things aren’t perfect, but after sleeping on it (the feelings, not the pie), I’m considering it a learning experience…and my contribution to the endless amount of leftovers that will be gracing the break room at work this weekend.

Plus, I have a lot to be thankful for, including but not limited to pulling off a cancer-free cranberry sauce, sharing a meal and making memories with the people I love, and having the next three weeks to practice making the PERFECT pecan pie that will grace our table come Christmas Day! 😉

What was your favorite item on the table this year?

Any big plans for the weekend?


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