Beautifying Beet Smoothie

 A luxuriously thick and creamy smoothie made with all natural proteins that will keep you satisfied and feeling BEAUTIFUL! 

Beautifying Beet Smoothie - A luxuriously thick and creamy smoothie made with all natural proteins that will keep you satisfied and feeling BEAUTIFUL! Get the recipe at!.jpg


Seriously, this smoothie rocks my socks…my blue, fuzzy, woolen socks! You know, the ones I have to wear each and every time I want to drink this…along with my baggy sweat pants, my oversized robe, and the “decorative” blanket from the back of the couch. Well, unless I’ve just come back from hot yoga.

Then I sit outside with it…in ma birfday suit! 😉

But that’s cool too, because you know what? This smoothie doesn’t judge. Nope, this smoothie is part of the new age movement…the one where ALL us ladies get to spend the day lounging on velvet couches, or sprawled out naked on our back porch*, and feeling like princesses.

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*Privacy fence suggested to avoid public scrutiny and/or legal complications.

Because I swear to you, each time I take a sip of this silky smooth, decadently delicious smoothie, I feel like all the world melts away, I’m teleported to a castle perched high on far away mountain, and I’m pretty sure I can hear Prince Charming calling my name…

Beautifying Beet Smoothie - A thick and creamy smoothie filled with all natural proteins, sweet beets, and creamy avocado to keep you satisfied and feeling beautiful! Get the recipe at!.jpg

“Heather! Heather! I have more shoes for you to try on!”

Oh yes, I like this game.

Beautifying Beet Smoothie

By: Heather @ Kiss My Broccoli

Prep Time: 5-10 minutes

Cook Time: N/A

Keywords: raw blender beverage snack breakfast high protein high fiber gluten-free #strangebutgood

Ingredients (Serves 1)

  • 1/2 cup cottage cheese
  • 1/2 medium raw beet, cut into smaller pieces
  • 1 handful raw beet greens/stems
  • 1/4 medium avocado
  • 1/2 medium banana, frozen
  • 1/2 cup unsweetened almond milk
  • 1 Tablespoon cacao powder
  • 1 Tablespoon maple syrup (or other preferred sweetener)
  • 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 4-5 ice cubes
  • Cacao nibs for garnish


1. Combine all ingredients in a high-speed blender and process until smooth.
2. Transfer to crystal goblet (because duh, that’s what princesses drink out of!) and top with cacao nibs!

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Beautifying Beet Smoothie - A deliciously thick and satisfying smoothie that will make you feel beautiful from the inside out! Get the recipe at!.jpg

So grab you a blender, toss in a few beets, and listen for your prince. Then go shoe shopping…online, because clothing is still optional!

Strange BEET Good

But checking out the crazy good link ups over at Sprint 2 the Table is NOT! And I still think Laura looks pretty rad with her BEET-utiful hair piece! 😉

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