Pancakes & Hearts

I heart you guys.

Coconut Cauliflower Pancakes - HEARTLike, seriously…that little bugger took me 5 minutes to make! 😉

But you wanna know JUST how much I heart you?

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I heart you so much that when I made these pancakes and layered them with my eggfruit pudding, that I felt bad for rubbing it in your face that I have eggfruit pudding and you don’t.

Nah.nah.nah.nah.nah.naaaaaaaaaah!

Oh wait, I didn’t just say that.

Really…you should feel the love…

PicMonkey Collage 2Especially since when I made them a second time, layered them with whipped cottage cheese, but then I realized they were a bit dry.

Obviously I was distracted before by the mouth-watering chocolatey eggfruit pudding. 😉

Oh snap…there I go again. Sorry.

N – E – waaaaaaaaaaay…

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Back to hearting you!

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During a bout of insomnia the other night…I got in the kitchen determined to perfect these lil’ cakes.

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On the FOURTH(!!) batch, I finally got it right AND I made them a little more festive for the upcoming holiday! 😉

Coconut Cauliflower Pancakes 4If that’s not true hearting then I don’t know what is!

But wait…it get’s better!

Because, since I love your little hearts so much and I want you to grow up big and strong, I hid something in your pancakes this morning, but you’ll never EVER guess what it is…well, unless you saw Friday’s post! 😉

Coconut Cauliflower Pancakes with Pomegranate Cream

By: Heather @ Kiss My Broccoli

Prep Time: 10 minutes

Cook Time: 10 minutes

Keywords: fry food processor breakfast high fiber gluten-free coconut flour cauliflower Pancake Sunday

Ingredients (Serves 1)

    For Pancakes

    • 2 Tablespoons coconut flour*
    • 1/2 scoop vanilla protein powder (30g scoop)
    • 1/4 teaspoon sodium-free baking powder
    • 1/4 cup packed “riced” cauliflower (pulse in food processor until fine)
    • 2 large egg whites, whisked until frothy
    • 2 Tablespoons unsweetened apple sauce
    • 2 Tablespoons unsweetened almond milk
    • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

    *If using regular flour instead, omit one egg white.

    For Pomegranate Cream

    • 1/3 cup cottage cheese
    • 2 Tablespoons pomegranate juice

    Instructions

    For Pancakes

    1. Heat a non-stick skillet or griddle to medium heat and coat with cooking spray.
    2. In a medium-sized bowl, combine flour, protein powder, and baking powder and stir to mix.
    3. In a separate bowl, whisk egg whites until frothy (about 5-6 seconds) then add “riced” cauliflower, apple sauce, and almond milk and stir to combine.
    4. Add wet ingredients to dry ingredients and mix well.
    5. Spoon batter onto skillet forming 3 medium-sized pancakes and cook 5-6 minutes per side (batter will not bubble).
    6. Serve layered with pomegranate cream, pomegranate seeds, and coconut flakes.

    For Pomegranate Cream

    1. Combine ingredients in a small blender and blend until smooth.

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    Nutrition facts using this protein powder, this cottage cheese, and this pomegranate juice:

    Coconut Cauliflower Pancakes Nutrition

     Pomegranates are good for your HEART, cauliflower is good for your GUT, and well, if you’re like me, the two are practically connected! 😉

    Coconut Cauliflower Pancakes 6So why don’t you whip up a batch of these babies on Thursday and show someone
    just how much you HEART them…

    Shhh, the veggies will be our little secret! 😉

    Do you have any plans for Valentine’s Day this week?
    The man-friend and I are planning a trip to Memphis over the weekend! And I’m really hoping we get a chance to eat HERE!
    (Only because I saw it on DDD…but really, Guy has NEVER let me down!)

    How do you show someone you “heart” them?
    I love cooking for people, surprising them with gifts, and I’m a BIG hugger…just in case you get the chance to meet me someday…you know, you’ve been warned! 😉

     

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    Sweet as Pie

    Happy Friday my pudding pies!

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    Or should I say pizza pies? 😉

    But {obviously} that’s no ordinary slice of pizza…

    That’s DESSERT pizza on a sweet crust made from…CAULIFLOWER!

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    Oh yeah, it’s freaky #strangebutgood Friday time!

    Be sure to hop on over to Laura’s blog at Sprint 2 the Table and check out all the other curious concoctions my fellow weird foodies have created this week! 🙂

    And speaking of Laura, not only did I get a chance to frolic around the better delicious part of Atlanta with her last weekend, but she also inspired me to create today’s recipe.

    Have you tried her Cauliflower Pizza Crust? Well, if you haven’t, you should…because it’s flippin’ delicious…and THEN you can make mine for dessert!

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    Bring on the veggies! 😉

    Cauliflower Crust Dessert Pizza

    by Heather @ Kiss My Broccoli

    Prep Time: 10 minutes

    Cook Time: 10 minutes

    Keywords: bake dessert snack breakfast high fiber cauliflower #strangebutgood

    Ingredients (Serves 1)

    • 1/4 cup rolled oats
    • 1/2 cup “riced” cauliflower (pulsed in food processor until fine)
    • 1 egg white
    • 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
    • 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
    • 5-7 drops liquid stevia (or other preferred sweetener)

    Instructions

    1. Preheat oven to 425°F.
    2. Place oats in a small blender or food processor and pulse for 2-3 seconds (you want some of the oats to remain whole).
    3. Place processed oats to a bowl, add remaining ingredients and stir well.
    4. Transfer “dough” to a parchment lined baking sheet and spread/shape into a circle about 1/4 inch thick.
    5. Cover with another piece of parchment paper.
    6. Bake for 5 minutes, removed parchment, flip and bake another 5 minutes.
    7. Run to the fridge, grab your toppings and go nuts!

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    Nutrition facts for crust only:

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    Dessert doesn’t get cleaner than THAT, folks! 😀

    Sweet Cauliflower Pizza Crust EdgeThe texture is tender and chewy…kind of like an oatmeal cookie, but this is definitely NO crumbly cookie!

    Sweet Cauliflower Pizza Crust

    And you can’t even TELL there’s veggies hidden inside…I promise!

    Now, the only question that remains is WHAT to top it with?

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    Maybe you’re feeling like some chocolate?

    Topped with eggfruit pudding (dark chocolate pudding would also be great), pomegranate seeds, coconut, and almonds.

    Lemon Blueberry Dessert Pizza

    Or perhaps your feeling kinda fruity?

    Lemon Blueberry Dessert Pizza SliceCrust made with lemon stevia (can use lemon extract) and a bit of lemon zest and topped with thawed frozen blueberries blended with Greek yogurt and coconut flour, more blueberries, coconut, almonds, and a bit of lemon zest.

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    But then again, maybe you’ll just go with chocolate! 😉

    Chocolate PB Banana Dessert Pizza SliceCrust made with one tablespoon of dark cocoa powder added and topped with peanut flour sauce (or thinned peanut butter), sliced banana, cacao nibs, graham cracker crumbs, and healthy chocolate sauce.

    PB&J Dessert PizzaAnd while you’re at it, how about whipping one up for the kiddos!

    PB&J Dessert Pizza SliceStandard crust topped with Greek yogurt, thinned mixed berry jam, peanut butter, and chopped peanuts.

    Yeah, I’ve been a bit obsessed this week…annnd I may have made one of these for breakfast…but really, can you blame me? The possibilities are endless!

    I WANT THEM ALL!!!

    What would you top YOUR dessert pizza with?

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    Show & Tell

    We made pet rocks.

    We had Christmas parades.

    We built solar systems out of styrofoam balls.

    But we NEVER had Show and Tell when I was in school.

    Clearly this is my chance to get back that time where I longed to share my latest in the Barbie collection, the Indian money I found on the playground, or the puppy I taught to sit, shake, and rollover.

    So without further adieu, I present you with…

    Things that make Heather squeal (aka what I bought in Atlanta):

    Buford Farmer's Market Loot

    My collection of goodies from Buford’s Highway Farmers Market!

    Lupini Beans – they remind me of butter beans only with a bit of bitter/tartness to them…and they have FOURTEEN grams of protein per 1/2 cup serving!

    Eggfruit – Laura said it tasted like vanilla custard…NO WAY I was leaving there without it!

    Culinary Lavendar – Hmm, perhaps there will be some pancakes inspired by a certain vegan scone?? 😉

    Liquid Smoke in APPLE FLAVOR – need I say more?

    Passionfruit – My very FIRST one!

    Yali Pears – so crisp, so sweet, and so juicy that I made a mess out of my scrub top at work!

    TWO YEAR aged Gouda – they had samples…and those samples WORKED! Oh my god, weak in the knees!!!

    Teeny tiny itty bitty titties patty pans – Oops, did I say that? 😉

    Dried persimmons – HELLO, persimmons are my favorite fruit…how could I turn this down?

    Oat Fit Maple & Brown Sugar Oatmeal – I LOVE the cinnamon roll flavor so when I spotted these, I just had to get them…now I can’t decide which flavor I like more especially after this:

    IMG_1545_2Maple & brown sugar oats + runny egg = KETTLECORN!

    I kid you not!

    I tried the passionfruit yesterday…it was definitely more tart than I thought it would be but in a good way!

    PassionfruitA little stevia and some Cho and I was good to go!

    Hee hee, I made a rhyme! 😉

    While I was pleasantly surprised with my passionfruit purchase, the REAL treat was this beauty:

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    Behold the all mighty eggfruit!

    Never heard of it before? Don’t worry, I hadn’t either…that’s why I took plenty of pictures to share with the class you guys!

    EggfruitThe peel is really thin, but bitter-tasting so I had to work like crazy do my best to scrape the flesh out with a spoon. The texture is like an overripe avocado but the taste? The taste is like SWEET pumpkin pie!

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    A bowl full of pie…

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    Or a pile of poo of chocolate pudding! 😉

    I am seriously in love! Look out persimmon, you have some competition!

    But there are OTHER things I found in Atlanta besides a carload of food…

    My very first trip to IKEA definitely proved sucessful!

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    After TWO YEARS of looking for a modern looking dresser in WHITE that did not come with Disney princess decals, I finally found the ONE! I’m so excited for the man-friend to help me put it together this weekend!

    Well, that is if he can forgive me for chasing him around the store with this:

    DSC_0074Seriously, you guys, I have wanted one of these since my first REAL art class in middle school!

    The man-friend says he’s creepy…

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    I say he’s got style…he’s got grace…and his name shall be…BOB! 😉

    But Bob’s not the only thing I didn’t know I HAD to have…

    DSC_0082Yay for foodprops!

    AND a handy-dandy milk frother just like Kat’s! Mmm, chai lattes!

    Oh and I also picked up this awesome bamboo salad bowl…

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    Aka Bob’s swimming pool!

    Yeah, I’ve been having a bit too much fun with this! 😉

    Did you have Show & Tell at your school?

    What’s your favorite exotic fruit?

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