Strange & Fruitty

Tutti frutti, oh Rudy…

Tutti frutti, oh Rudy…

Tutti frutti, oh Rudy…

Tutti frutti, oh Rudy…

Tutti frutti, oh Rudy…

A whop bop-a-lu a whop bam…

Blueberry Mustard Flatbread

FLATBREAD!

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself…my internal radio runs free on Fridays! 

And now, while you hum Little Richard’s tune for the rest of the day, you can daydream about this flatbread (which is not to be confused with a pizza…because I did that
LAST week…and because, well…obviously, this one isn’t round! 😉

Strange But Good S2TT

This week’s #strangebutgood recipe was inspired by one of my fellow weird foodies AND my favorite salad from last summer…

Blueberry Mustard SaladMixed greens, Lauren’s Beet Burger (I seriously need to make those again), cottage cheese, blueberries, annnnnnd…

MUSTARD!

But not just any mustard…

Horseradish Mustard Sauce

The sweet kind of, spicy kind of, BEST-FLIPPIN-STUFF-IN-THE-WORLD mustard!

Seriously you guys, if you ever spot this at my second home (TJ Maxx), do NOT pass Go, do NOT collect $200 hesitate…buy TWO…and then send one to me! 😉

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There’s just something about the tangy taste of mustard mixed with sweet, juicy berries. And while I know MOST of you are just gonna have to trust me on this, at least I know when it comes to mustard on pizza flatbread, Lauren’s got my back 😉

I’ve been a fan of combining different (and sometimes strange) flavors for a while now, but this one has GOT to be one of my favorites!

Along with satisfying my craving for sweet and savory (AND my longing for warmer weather and all the good things produce that comes with it), this also gave me a chance to try a new-to-me-product that the man-friend introduced me to last week…

Quorn Tenders

I was honestly surprised at how good these were AND how much the texture and taste reminded me of chicken! I would definitely consider buying these in the future. And no, I didn’t get paid to say that…the company doesn’t even know who I am!

Blueberry Mustard Flatbread 3

Of course, it would be just as good with some crumbled tempeh (or chicken for the meat-eaters out there) OR you could leave it out and just add more veggies…but PLEASE give peace bloobs and mustard a chance! 😉

Blueberry Honey Mustard Flatbread

By: Heather @ Kiss My Broccoli

Prep Time: 5 minutes

Cook Time: 10 minutes

Keywords: bake entree appetizer high protein

Ingredients (Serves 1)

  • 1 flatbread or tortilla of choice (I used P28 High-Protein Flatbread)
  • 2 Tablespoons garlic-flavored hummus
  • 1/8 teaspoon ground mustard
  • 1/8-1/4 cup grated mild-flavored cheese (I used Babybel)
  • 1/2 cup meatless tenders (or chicken)
  • 1/8 cup sliced red onion
  • 1/8 cup blueberries (fresh or thawed from frozen)
  • 1 Tablespoon mixed berry jam + water to thin
  • 1 Tablespoon honey mustard + water to thin
  • chopped fresh cilantro for garnish

Instructions

1. Preheat oven to 400F.
2. Place flatbread on cookie sheet, spread an even layer of hummus across and sprinkle with ground mustard and black pepper.
3. Add cheese, meat(less) tenders, onion, and blueberries.
4. Bake for 10 minutes or until cheese is melty and edges are crisp.
5. Drizzle with jam and mustard and top with cilantro.

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Blueberry Mustard Flatbread 4C’mon…you know your curious!

Now head on over to Laura’s blog at Sprint 2 The Table and check out how everyone else is strang-ifying they’re eats this week! 😀

Anyone else been having mad crazy cravings for summer fruit lately?

What’s your favorite summer berry?
I love me some strawberries…especially when I get to pick them myself, but since I have to be careful when eating them, I’d rather just dive face-first into a chest bowl full of BLOOBS! 😉

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WIAW: The Best of Atlanta (Part Two)

You KNOW what time it is…

WIAW TealBoom! Woo hoo! Hurrah! Yee-haw! Chicka-POW!

Sorry, I always get a little excited on Wednesdays! But who could blame me? Thanks to Jenn, we have a WHOLE day dedicated to linking up and drooling over foodporn!

Foodporn: (noun). The sight or mere description of food that instantly rouses the appetite, regardless of the time since one’s last meal, causing immense salivation, longing, and a desire to eat.

So be sure to head on over to Peas & Crayons and “excite yourself” a bit on this “hump” of a day…and if that’s not enough, I’m sure my guest post from yesterday is enough to get you fanning yourself!

Now, who’s ready to get hot and heavy hungry? 😉

Believe it or not, after our MORE than decadent dinner at The Spence, the man-friend and I woke up the next morning STARVING! Luckily, our hotel was right around the corner from a little diner called The Majestic and as much as everyone touted it as
“drunk food,” I have to say, I was pretty impressed with my breakfast…

Coffee

I sipped on some hot (always decaf) coffee while I waited for my order.

The Majestic

The Olympic Omelette with spinach, mushrooms, tomato, peppers, onion, feta and topped off with some of the BEST tzaziki sauce I’ve ever had!

I had a few bites of the grits (definitely been a WHILE since I’ve had those), but the toast went pretty much untouched since this was one mammoth of an omelette! The man-friend tore into a plate of pancakes and sausage before I was able to snap a picture, but since his plate was practically spotless afterward, I think it’s safe to say he enjoyed it! 😉

After breakfast, we met up with a friend of the man-friend and headed off to the Buford’s Farmers Market! And well, since I can NEVER say no to free samples…

Farmers Market Samples

Queso fresco, nachos, pork dumpling, black bean noodles, cinnamon tortilla, aged Gouda, kimchi dumpling, more queso fresco (what can I say, I love my cheese), and Finnish butter cookies.

Obviously since Buford had just taken care of MY lunch, I wasn’t really feeling hungry, but since the boys practiced a bit more restraint the face of the freebies, after we checked out, we headed down the road to one of our friend’s favorite Asian restaurants, Bo Bo Garden.

Bo Bo's - 1I sipped on some jasmine tea and took a few bites of the fried calamari appetizer that the boys ordered. It was some of the best I’ve had…then pieces of squid were HUGE and not greasy at all!

Bo Bo's - 2

After that, the boys demolished a plate of shrimp fried rice (well, almost…the plate was seriously twice the size of my head!) and we all shared the sautéed Asian greens which were AMAZING!

After that, the man-friend and I headed back to the hotel for some much-needed chill time…there may or may not have been a two-hour nap involved! 😉

And then…it was time for MORE FOOD?!!?

We met up with Laura and a friend of hers for dinner at a place called Seven Lamps. Knowing it would be too hard to choose from all the delicious selections, we went with a variety of tapas again…

Seven Lamps 1

A complimentary plate of butter-dipped radishes with pickled ramps and mortadella mousse-filled pistachio macaroons 

I tried one of the pickled ramps and thought it was pretty tasty, but radishes are one of the ONLY vegetables I don’t like and the thought of eating them with cold butter? Yeah, not really my thing.

BUT let me tell you about those macaroons!

Ever taste something that IMMEDIATELY takes you back to your childhood where you get all nostalgic and sappy and stuff? Yeah, that’s what happened with these babies…this is going to sound SO weird, but the mousse tasted straight up like mashed Vienna sausages! And paired with the sweet macaroon (my FIRST ever!), it was almost like eating a sweet bologna sandwich! It was so mind-blowing that I was just sitting there like a goof trying to figure it all out! Lol

Seven Lamps 3

Buttered lobster bun with celery aioli, served in a steamed brioche bun and sashimi of smoked wild salmon with grapefruit, orange, avocado, and basil

These two dishes were everyone’s least favorite of the night. While I LOVED the celery aioli and the soft spongy texture of the steamed bun, the lobster seemed to be missing something and the “smoked” salmon sashimi didn’t taste smoked at all.

Luckily, our next round of plates made up for the disappointment…

Seven Lamps 2

Smoked ruby beets with medjool dates, bacon jam, o.j. fennel, and bucheron and hand-cut cottage fries served with Duke’s mayonnaise

The beets were not only my FAVORITE of the night, but my favorite dish from the ENTIRE weekend! The sweet/salty/smokey/cheesy flavor had me on my KNEES! I swear I could eat a plate of this every single day for the rest of my life!

The fries were REALLY good…amazingly spiced and SERIOUSLY addicting.

Seven Lamps 5Spicy lamb meatballs with cranberry beans and parmesan and savory crepes with filled with wood-grilled kale and Vidalia onion, and SMOTHERED in Gruyère gratin

The meatballs had a good flavor but weren’t as spicy as I expected but the crepes were fantastic…and those cottage fries may or may not have been used to clean every last bit of that melty Gruyère off the plate!

Instead of sharing in our last two plates, the boys ordered a secret, off-the-menu selection…

Seven Lamps 4A 50/50 burger made from brisket and top round, and topped with house-made thousand island, caramelized onions, bread-and-butter pickles, and a grilled cheese gratin

I had a small bite of the burger and thought the flavors were great, but to be honest, I was totally tapa-ing 😉 out at this point and I kinda felt like this!

We spent the rest of the night hanging out and chatting it up at The Victory Sandwich Bar where I was content nursing a root beer spiked with ABSINTHE until I saw this baby…

IMG_1445_2There’s ALWAYS room for a Jack & Coke SLUSHIE!!

Needless to say, the next day’s meals were pretty slim and definitely involved a lot of green. It’s always nice to let loose while on vacation but it felt SO good to get back on track! 😉

Have you ever tried a macaroon? If so, what’s your favorite flavor?

Finish this sentence: There’s always room for ______!

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A Marvelously Healing Weekend

Hello dolls!

I am LOVING the response to yesterday’s #strangebutgood pancakes…you guys really didn’t see that one coming did ya?

*insert evil laugh here* 😉

So how was your weekend? Was it good? Was it great?

Was it MARVELOUS?!

Join Katie, me, and whole DIVA bunch as we start the week out right!

I gave myself a much needed break over the last few of days since it seems I’m starting to develop a penchant for turning bad weekends into good ones…

IMG_1206Don’t worry…I wasn’t in another car accident!

Nope, I started my weekend with an appointment with the orthopedic to go over the results from the MRI on my knee..which meant…

PantsIt was parachute paper pants time!

Can’t touch this! 😉

Of course my sense of humor died right about there.

IMG_1566The doctor informed me that I have a torn lateral meniscus. I had two options at this point…schedule and arthroscope to evaluate the extent of the damage and “possibly” (no guarantees) repair the meniscus OR get an aspiration (where they drain the fluid off) along with a cortisone shot and take it from there.

The pain I was in was so frustrating…it had gotten worse the last few days before the appointment and I was SO tired of limping around so I decided to take the less invasive (and faster) approach and agreed to have the aspiration and cortisone.

And that my friends was the most excruciating pain I’ve felt in a LONG time! They numbed the skin before placing the needle, but as they started to drain the fluid, I swore they had stuck the needle THROUGH my knee cap and was sucking the bone out! They were able to get a significant volume out and then administered the shot (which only hurt HALF as much as the first part!), but it remained swollen, red, and painful the rest of the night.

After a fitful night’s sleep (yeah, remember that bout of insomnia I mentioned?), I woke up feeling only a little better, BUT luckily the man-friend new exactly what to do to cheer me up!

Croque Madame YolkpornYOLKPORN!!!!

We met up with some friends at J. Alexanders (first time for me) and I ordered the Croque Madame: Toasted French bread stacked high with shaved ham, Gruyere, and a PERFECTLY fried egg on top!

Omg, you guys…it was a cheesy, yolky HEAVEN!

Zombies & KombuchaAfter dinner, we headed to the theater to catch a movie we’ve been DYING (haha, get it?) to see, but not before stopping in Whole Foods and picking up a little something to help Heather digest all that glorious (yet heavy) cheese! 😉

The movie was awesome…we were rolling the entire time…and the kombucha was perfect! First time trying this flavor and I LOVED it!

The next day, the man-friend came over bearing gifts…

Chimes Ginger & KombuchaSqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeel!

And contrary to how it appears, I do not have a stomach bug…

But I DO have a couple of new obsessions! 😉

After falling in love with the mango ginger chews (and proceeding to demolish my bag in less than a week!), I was on a mission to find more and he just happened to spot these peanut butter ones at TJ Maxx the other day and KNEW I would flip for them!

After the I got over my giddiness, we had a quick lunch…

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Loaded veggie wrap with hummus and avocado for him.

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And fruity, chocolate-y masterpiece for her! 😀

Absolute HEAVEN! Stuffed with chocolate eggfruit pudding, crunchy coconut peanut butter, banana and cereal crumblies…it seriously had my eyes rolling into the back of my head with the first bite! Lol

After we were properly fueled, we rolled up our sleeves and got down to business…

Hey, get your mind out of the gutter 😉

We had WORK to do!

Dresser

IKEA dresser building for him.

Christmas Tree TakedownAnd Christmas tree takedown for her!

In the box AND sealed…oh yeah, I totally dominated that evergreen! And that was WITH a bum leg! Oh and just for the record, I hammered TWO whole nails into the dresser! Ha, how’s that for contribution? 😉

After all that, we managed to work up quite the appetite and were pretty tired…

SushiSushi to the rescue!

And then back to the casa for some more kombucha drinking and movie watchin’…

Netflix & Kombucha

The lavender was better (so glad I’ve got two more) and the movie was just…ok, but it was the company that mattered most! 😀

Yesterday I woke up and was surprised to find my knee feeling MUCH better! It’s still a little swollen and I still have to be careful with side-to-side movements, but it’s a VAST improvement from how I felt on Thursday!

Must’ve been the healing powers of the kombucha! 😉

Kitty CuddlesOr the early morning kitty cuddles! <3

What was MARVELOUS about your weekend?

Have you ever tried kombucha? What’s your favorite flavor?

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