So Good, You’ll Want Some-Moa!

I couldn’t help myself.

After last week’s Thin Mint Pancake success, I just HAD to flex my muscles spatula and try my hand at another Girl Scout cookie fave…

Vegan Samoa Cookie Pancakes

What do you think? Looks like another success to me!

Take THAT you little sash-wearing she-devils! 😉

I’ll admit, it’s been absolute agony waiting a WHOLE WEEK to share these with you guys. Seriously, one bite and I about fell in the floor!

And well, I just can’t stop patting myself on the back…

Vegan Samoa Cookie Pancakes

Not only do these cakes have the perfect amount of crispness on the outside…

Vegan Samoa Cookie Pancakes..Yet pillowy soft consistency on the inside…

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But that TOPPING?…Now THAT was a gift sent straight from the cookie gods!

Who knew the combo of coconut flour and maple syrup could taste
JUST LIKE caramel sauce?! :mrgreen:

And just like last week…I’m sharing with EVERYONE!!!!

Samoa Cookie Pancakes

By: Heather @ Kiss My Broccoli

Prep Time: 5 minutes

Cook Time: 10 minutes

Keywords: fry breakfast GLUTEN-FREE high protein VEGAN vegetarian DAIRY-FREE buckwheat flour coconut coconut flour cocoa powder Pancake Sunday

Ingredients (Serves 1)

    Samoa Cookie Pancakes

    • 1/2 cup unsweetened almond milk
    • 2 teaspoons apple cider vinegar
    • 2 teaspoons chia seeds <- Those are JUST for you, Lisa! 😀
    • 2 Tablespoons warm water
    • 1/4 cup buckwheat flour (ground from groats)
    • 2 Tablespoons brown rice protein powder
    • 1 Tablespoon coconut flour
    • 1/2 teaspoon sodium-free baking powder
    • 1/8 teaspoon xanthan gum
    • 2 Tablespoons unsweetened apple sauce
    • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
    • 1/2 teaspoon butter flavor (optional)
    • added sweetener, if desired

    Healthy Chocolate “Pudding” Sauce

    • 3 Tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
    • 3-4 Tablespoons water (or milk)
    • stevia (or other sweetener) to taste

    Toasted Coconut Syrup 

    • 2 Tablespoons maple syrup
    • 1 Tablespoon water
    • 1 teaspoon coconut flour
    • 1 Tablespoon unsweetened shredded coconut

    Instructions

    Samoa Cookie Pancakes

    1. Preheat a non-stick griddle or skillet to medium heat and coat with cooking spray.
    2. Combine chia seeds and water and allow to set for 2-3 minutes.
    3. Combine milk and vinegar and allow to set for 2-3 minutes (this is your “buttermilk”)
    4. In a medium-sized bowl, l combine flour, protein powder, coconut flour, and baking powder and whisk to mix.
    5. In a separate bowl, stir together chia egg, “buttermilk”, chia egg, apple sauce, and extracts.
    6. Add wet ingredients to dry ingredients and stir well.
    7. Spoon batter onto skillet, forming 4 small-medium-sized pancakes and cook 4-5 minutes per side.
    8. Layer with thick “Healthy” Chocolate “Pudding” Sauce and top with Toasted Coconut Syrup

    “Healthy Chocolate Sauce

    Combine all ingredients and whisk until smooth.

    Toasted Coconut

    Spread coconut shreds on a baking sheet and place under low broil until browned (no more than 3 MINUTES…be sure to watch it closely so it doesn’t burn!)

    Toasted Coconut Syrup

    1. Combine maple syrup and water in a microwave-safe bowl and cook in the microwave for 10 seconds.
    2. Whisk in coconut flour and toasted coconut.

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    Nutrition Facts for pancakes ONLY using this vegan protein powder:

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    *Edited to add: The nutritional calculator has a mind of it’s own…the ACTUAL Iron count is around 30%…NOT 100%! Lol

    Vegan Samoa Cookie Pancakes -And because I KNOW I’m going to get questions and because YOU KNOW I love you guys, even though these came out fannnnnntastic on the first try, I went back in the kitchen and whipped up another batch with some substitutions…

    Which meant, I had to eat them again…

    Samoa Cookie PancakesOhhhhhh DARN! 😉

    The non-vegan version finds itself a little fluffier thanks to the egg whites, but still with all the great flavor of the first! Besides the texture, I literally could NOT tell the difference between these stacks if you asked me to!

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    Recipe alterations:
    Substituted 1/2 scoop whey protein for 2 Tbsp of brown rice protein
    Added 1 large egg white, whisked before stirred in
    Omitted chia seed “egg” and applesauce
    Reduced almond milk to 1/3 cup instead of 2/3 cup

    If you do NOT have coconut flour:

    Just add more flour or protein powder to the mix

    In place of buckwheat flour:

    I would suggest oat flour (ground from rolled oats) since it has a lighter weight compared to other flours.

    No coconut flour?

    Make these coconut protein pancakes without the almond extract

    Samoa Cookie Pancakes Bite

    And finally, the butter flavor…

    DSC_0084Get it at Whole Foods, Got it, GOOD! 😀

    Totally optional, but tooooootally delicious!

    What’s the last kitchen concoction you patted yourself on the back for?

    What are you up to today?
    Please share so I can live vicariously through you and pretend that I’m not just laying here working on making a Heather-sized dent in my couch!

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    A Lesson in HOW to be SOUPER Strange

    Happy Friday my friends!

    Sweet & Spicy Sweet Potato Soup

    My SOUP-er de-DUPER friends! 😀

    Guess what, guess what, guess whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

    Crock Pot

    I FINALLY USED MY CROCK POT!!!!!

    I know, I know, it’s only two weeks until SPRING (yay!)…better late than never, right? What can I say, not only did Meghan MOTIVATE me with her delicious soup, but she also INSPIRED me to make one of my own! And well, by the title of this post, I’m guessing you know where the other bit of inspiration came from! 😉

    Strange But Good S2TT

    But for now, forget about the #STRANGEbutgood...you wanna know what I absolutely love, yet frequently forget, about making soup?

    It’s SO flippin’ EASY!

    And if you plop your ingredients in a slow cooker, it’s virtually IMPOSSIBLE to mess up…even if, say you forget all about it while you become totally engrossed in your very first episode of Downtown Abbey…hypothetically speaking of course!

    Now it’s time for some #strangebutFUN…
    I’m gonna learn ya the ways in how to be SOUPER! 😉

    First, gather up your ingredients…

    Sweet Potato

    One ginormous sweet potato…check!

    Onion

    Half a red onion (and plenty of curse words for chopping)…check!

    Black Beans

    A can of black beans…check!

    Tomatoes

    Some expired canned tomatoes…umm, check?

    Tomato Date

    Hey, we’re building antibodies here, people! 😉

    Moving on!

    Spices

    An array of your favorite spices…check!

    Cinnamon

    And don’t forget the cinnamon!

    Hey, I did say your FAVORITE spices! 😉

    And last but not least, a little seeeeeeeeeecret ingredient…the one thing that will turn the contents of your slow-cooker into something rich…something creamy…something

    SOUPER!

    Almond Butter

    You may think I’m a little “nuts” but just trust me on this one folks! 😀

    Sweet & Spicy Sweet Potato Soup-

    Because this soup…

    Sweet & Spicy Sweet Potato Soup

    Is ahhhhhhlmondmazing!!!

    Sweet & Spicy Sweet Potato Soup

    By: Heather @ Kiss My Broccoli

    Prep Time: 15 minutes

    Cook Time: 3-4 hours

    Keywords: slow-cooker entree soup/stew high fiber high protein vegan vegetarian low-sodium

    Ingredients (Serves 6)

    • 1 large sweet potato, chopped (about 3 cups)
    • 1/2 large red onion, chopped (1 cup)
    • 1 15oz can black beans, rinsed and drained
    • 1 28oz can no-salt-added whole plum tomatoes, crushed with hands
    • 2 cups low-sodium vegetable broth
    • 1 cup water
    • 1 Tablespoon cumin
    • 2 teaspoons chili powder
    • 1 teaspoon garlic powder
    • 1/4 teaspoon cayenne (optional)
    • 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
    • 1/3 cup unsalted creamy almond butter
    • 3 cups fresh spinach
    • fresh cilantro for garnish

    Instructions

    1. Combine all ingredients except for almond butter and spinach in a slow cooker.
    2. Cook on high for 3-4 hours or low for 5-6.
    3. Just before serving, stir in almond butter and fresh spinach.
    4. Garnish with fresh chopped cilantro.

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    Sweet Potato Soup Nutrition FactsAnd wouldja look at those stats?!..Hellooooooo Vite-a-min A! 😀

    Sweet & Spicy Sweet Potato Soup.

    I really canNOT sing the praises of this soup enough!

    It smells like Heaven, tastes like a dream, and…

    Sweet & Spicy Sweet Potato Soup.

    Well, as my girl Brittany would say, “Isn’t it purrrrrdy?”

    Seriously, you have GOT to make this!

    No really, you HAVE to…because if you don’t then I’ll NEVER make it through my surgery today…and c’mon, do you REALLY want that on your conscience? 😉

    Now, go forth, live long, and prosper be SOUPER…strange!

    Oh, and be sure to hop on over to Sprint 2 The Table and check in with all the other weirdos!

    HAPPY FRIDAY!

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    Clean Eats, Fast Broccoli

    Now don’t go getting any ideas…

    She’s just NOT that KIND of broccoli!

    Silly kids…always with your minds in the gutter….sheesh! 😉

    But it IS time for some lovin’…

    RECIPE LOVIN'

    SomeRECIPELovin’! :mrgreen:

    I know, I was a total tease ending Monday’s post the way I did! But I’m sorry, there was just TOO much marvelousness to share it all! So here’s a deeper (again with the dirty minds? Please!) look into Sunday’s kitchen happenings thanks to the amazing
    Meghan from Clean Eats, Fast Feets!

    I’ve been reading Meghan’s blog for some time now (Do you? because you SHOULD!). Between her witty commentary, her give-it-to-ya-how-it-is attitude, and the fact that her mind pretty much doubles as a juke box, I just can’t seem to stay away.

    And her recipes?

    Well why don’t I just SHOW you? 😉

    I’ve been saying I was going to make her Cheddar Cauliflower Soup for MONTHS now…so a few weeks ago, I went and picked up a fresh head of cauliflower at the store. Then I proceeded to make half a dozen Cauliflower Dessert Pizzas and no telling
    HOW many batches of Cauliflower Pancakes!

    Um, ADD much?!

    So last week, I went BACK to the store and bought ANOTHER one and proclaimed Sunday as…

    Soup BowlSOUP DAY!…see, the bowl even says it! 😉

    I gathered my ingredients…

    Leek & CauliflowerUm yeah, how about those leeks are from the same batch I bought back when I made THESE?! Don’t worry, I peeled back the funky bits!

    Holy shelf life Batman!!! 😯

    I used my garbage bowl…

    Garbage BowlFor something other than a hat! 😉

    I played with a new seasoning mix…

    HerbsMeatloaf, dip, potatoes, and MORE? Got it! 😀

    Annnnd well, since I didn’t have any cheddar cheese on hand, I decided (in true Heather fashion) to make a few minor tweaks…I actually decreased the liquid a bit, omitted the flour, and used nutritional yeast in the soup which actually made it VEGAN!

    But then I found THIS little guy lurking in the back of the fridge…

    Cheese

    And I completely bastardized it couldn’t resist! 😉

    Soup

    Mmm, cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseporn!

    But the fun did NOT stop there…after seeing the drool-worthy pics of her Broccoli & Cheddar Quiche that she seduced me with all week with a link to the easiest crust recipe I’ve ever seen, I figured what the heck!

    Again, I had no cheddar…and with not much more to spare of the one that mounted topped off the soup, I decided it was time for Heather to get down and dirty eggy! 😉

    I mixed up my crust…

    Quiche Crust

    Seriously? Easy as pie quiche! You CAN’T mess this up folks!

    And then it was time to clean out the fridge to add my well thought out combination of ingredients…

    Quiche Spinach

    Spinach?…always!

    Quiche Tomatoes

    Tomatoes?…of COURSE!

    Quiche Onions & Peppers

    Remnants of peppers, onions, and celery from the crisper?…sure why not? 

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    Eggs, milk, and BACON?!…you bet your sweet ass! 😉

    Off to the oven and in less than an hour I had THIS:

    Fluffaaaaaay Quiche

    It’s so fluffy I’m gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!

    Sadly, it went limp deflated shortly after…

    Quiche Slice

    But at least I got a piece!

    Of quiche people…QUICHE!! Where are your minds today? 😉

    Spicy “BLT” Quiche

    By: Heather @ Kiss My Broccoli

    Prep Time: 15 minutes

    Cook Time: 50-55 minutes

    Keywords: bake breakfast entrée high protein eggs

    Ingredients (Serves 6)

    • Prepared quiche crust
    • 2 cups chopped fresh spinach
    • 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro
    • 1 cup grape tomatoes, halved
    • 1/4 cup chopped onions
    • 1/4 cup chopped bell pepper
    • 4 large eggs
    • 1 cup unsweetened almond milk
    • 2 teaspoons salt-free seasoning (I like Mrs. Dash Extra Spicy)
    • 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
    • 1/4 teaspoon black pepper
    • 1/4 teaspoon chili pepper flakes (optional)
    • 3 slices pre-cooked bacon, crumbled (I like Trader Joe’s nitrate free fully cooked stuff)
    • Greek yogurt (or sour cream) for serving

    Instructions

    1. Preheat oven to 350°F.
    2. Prepare quiche crust and spread into a 9 inch pie pan.
    3. Layer ingredients from spinach to bell peppers.
    4. Combine milk, eggs, and spices in a medium-sized bowl and whisk well.
    5. Pour contents over veggies.
    6. Top with crumbled bacon.
    7. Bake for 50-55 minutes or until egg is set.
    8. Allow to cool for at least 10 minutes before slicing.
    9. Serve with a dollop of cool Greek yogurt (or sour cream) and enjoy.

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    Quiche with Yogurt Dollop

    Oh and I’m sorry, but looks like I’m gonna have to teeeeeease you again, because even though THIS moan-inducing delicious granola…

    Granola

    Inspired by Meghan’s Apple Pie Granola…is too good NOT to share, this post is already LONG enough and I’m sure I’m about to hit a climax overdo it with the euphemisms and innuendos! 😉

    So, until next time, just remember…

    Bahahahahaha!

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