“Who wants a mustache ride?”

Sometimes as a blogger, you have a hard time deciding what to post. And then sometimes, one of your best Blends telepathically senses your frustration, tags you in a survey, and makes the decision for you. Laura, I don’t know what my blog I’d do without you! 😉

Four names that people call me, other than my real name:

1. C.T. – Though the people I work with do in fact know my name, most of the time I just go by the initials of the machine I operate. Ha.
2. Broccoli – Thanks to Laura, I will never be confused with other Heather bloggers again!
3. Hot Mess – No comment.
4. Heather Honey, Heather Bear, and other slightly more original variations of my name like Heather Feather. 😉

Four jobs I’ve had:

1. CT technologist
2. Assistant manager of GNC
3. Daycare provider to children K-6 – I basically got paid to play all day.
4. Waitress – my first job (paid under the table at 14) where I left everyday smelling and feeling like a greasy french fry.

Four movies I’ve watched more than once (AND can quote):

1. 10 Things I Hate About You
2. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
3. Not Another Teen Movie
4. Super Troopers – Which I’d like to thank for my opening line!

Four books I’d recommend: (Bonus points for reading WHILE walking!)

1. Redeeming Love – My most favoritest book ever. I’m not much on religion but this book, based on the love story of Hosea and Gomer, can touch any heart.
2. Intuitive Eating – If you’ve read my blog, you KNOW how much this book means to me.
3. Cleo: The Cat Who Mended a Family – Exemplification of my “odd” sense of humor.
4. Where the Sidewalk Ends – I memorized nearly half the poems in the book as a child…and can still recite some of them today!

Four places I’ve lived:

1. Portsmouth, VA – Where I was born.
2. Hendersonville, TN – Where I grew up until the age of 14.
3. Ashland City, TN – Where I went to high school and where my parents still live.
4. Clarksville, TN – Where I live now.

Four places I’ve been:

1. St. Augustine, FL – My most memorable vacation.
2. San Francisco, CA
3. Boulder, CO – And I can’t WAIT to go back next year for Blend 2015!
4. Minneapolis, MN – Three whole days feeling like a celebrity!

Four places I’d rather be right now:

1. Hawaii
2. In front of a fireplace
3. The Bahamas
4. In a hammock ON the Equator – Can you tell I’m not ready for winter?

Four things I don’t eat:

1. Yeast donuts – Sorry Krispy Kreme, but Dunkin is my [donut] man!
2. Really spicy food – I’m such a weenie!
3. Radishes
4. Chocolate cake – Well, unless it’s SEX CAKE!

Four of my favorite foods:

1. PIZZAAAAAAAAAA – All day errry day!
2. Pumpkin
3. Peanut butter
4. Pig – Or more specifically, BACON! But I had to indulge my alliterative side! 😉

Four TV shows that I watch:

1. Hemlock Grove
2. Orange is the New Black
3. Love It or List It – And similar decorating shows on HGTV
4. ANYTHING on Food Network – I’m easy (#twss)

Four things I’m looking forward to this year:

1. Turkey on Thanksgiving Day – I mean seeing my family…yeah, that’s what I meant!
2. My birthday – Fingers crossed I get the days off work that I requested!
3. Glass Animals concert on December 3rd! 😀
4. Driving around the neighborhood looking at Christmas lights.

Four things I’m always saying:

1. Fuck – The best word in the English language.
2. That’s what she said – I can’t help myself. Sorry about stealing your answers, Laura!
3. What uhhhhhhp?
4. I gotta pee.

Four people I’m tagging for this survey:

1. Melissa
2. Meghan
3. Samantha
4. Amanda

What four movies could you quote nearly all of?

What four things are you looking forward to this year?