Going Out and Getting Cheesy

I go through a lot of phases with food…

From what I eat to WHERE I eat, I can’t help but get fixated on certain foods or flavors…even if it takes actually scrolling through my photo library for me to realize it. Which is what happened over the weekend. I don’t know about you guys, but I tend to go out for meals more often this time of year. There’s just something about having a warm meal brought TO you that helps melt away the holiday stresses…and it’s even better when it gives you more time to spend with your nearest and dearest. And as CHEESY as that sounds, it’s true in every way!

Like the dinner I had with a couple of friends earlier this month…

Rock Bottom - Beer Flight

Bust out the beer flights, it’s time for some fun!

But seriously, it was a great night spent telling stories, sharing laughs, and pausing momentarily to praise the pizza gods for this one here…

Rock Bottom - Veggie Pizza

Seriously the BEST veggie pizza I have ever had in.my.life! Sorry, Mellow Mushroom, but you ain’t got nothing on Rock Bottom Brewery! Epic love stories could be written about this thing…of course it would always end in tragedy since it’s absolutely impossible not to devour every last bit! Topped with mushrooms, tomatoes, onions, DRESSED spinach leaves and feta, I can assure you, Shakespeare would be pleased.

And you know what makes a night out with friends even better?

Flying Saucer Pizza

MORE pizzaaaaaaaah!

After a couple of hours/drinks at The Flying Saucer (my new FAVE-o-rite hangout…they have leather fucking couches, people!), we got a fever and the only cure for that fever was more cowbell cheese!* Our “smack yo’ mama good” combo included spiced beef, BEER bratwurst, and perfectly sliced prosciutto and it seriously earned a moment of silence after the first bite. Also? I feel the need to bring to your attention that this pie was incidentally the exact OPPOSITE of the last one we ordered. Yeah, I couldn’t help but laugh.

*Please dear god, somebody get that SNL reference!

After visiting some old coworkers a couple of days later, I ended up faced with a serious case of the hangries. Since the weather was all gloom and doom like it’s been most of this month, I wasn’t really surprised when I found myself automatically pulling into Olive Garden. But instead of the soup, salad, and breadsticks that I usually order, I decided to finally sample some of the small plates I’ve seen advertised lately (and drooled profusely over). Starting with these Crispy Risotto Bites…

Olive Garden - Crispy Risotto Bites

They weren’t bad. I would’ve preferred a bit more of a cheesy flavor inside so I didn’t finish them, but I made sure to lap up every last bit of that delicious marinara! Luckily my other selection made up for what the other lacked in the gooey melty cheese department…

Olive Garden - Tortellini al Forno

BAM! This tortellini, stuffed with prosciutto, topped with bacon and COVERED in parmesan cream sauce, with extra grated parmesan on top (who am I to say no to a waitress offering free cheese?), was…dare I say, too much cheese?! I’ll admit, I did entertain the idea of ordering their pumpkin cheesecake for the road, but this little sly ninja cheesemonger had to tap out after all that richness! 😯

THEN there was Tori’s graduation dinner a couple of weeks ago at one of my favorite local restaurants, Liberty Park Grill, where some (sadly unpictured, but nevertheless ahhhhhMAZING!) Southwest Egg Rolls were devoured among the lot of us. After taking a dip in some fried pickles and quietly reciting poetry to the softest bread ever made, it was time for our entrees…

Liberty Park Grille - Strawberry Chicken Salad

And my Strawberry Chicken Salad did NOT disappoint! Super juicy grilled chicken breast over fresh farmers’ market greens with strawberries, CARAMELIZED pecans and bleu cheese crumbles with a delicious honey vinaigrette dressing.

And because we all know my little sister has more guts that me

Liberty Park Grille - Creme Brulee Cheesecake

Creme Brulee Cheesecake for dessert!

No words. None.

What is your favorite restaurant?

Do you have a go-to order?

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Top 10 Recipes of 2014

Hey there, my little broccoli sprouts!

With this year quickly coming to an close, I thought, what better way to spice up this last boring Monday than with a little foodie celebration? I mean, today and tomorrow aren’t going to be very productive for many of us out there anyway. So let’s break out those party hats and noisemakers a little early…and heck, if you wanna pop open a bottle of champagne while you’re at it, you won’t hear any complaints from me! So here we go. Based on you guys’ happy little clicker fingers, I present to you…

Top 10 Recipes 2014 www.kissmybroccoliblog.com

Your TOP TEN recipes of 2014!

PS, you really don’t want to know how long it took me to make that collage. And now you can all pause for a moment to admire its beauty before reading any further. Really…scroll back up…ahhhh, that’s better. 😉

No-Bake Protein BUZZ Bites - A quick high-energy snack bite made from almond butter and REAL coffee protein powder!.jpg

1. No-Bake Protein “Buzz” Bites

It’s really no surprise that these little cuties made the top of the list. Healthy foodies everywhere are always on the hunt for a good portable snack. These No-Bake Protein “Buzz” Bites meet those nutritional needs you’re looking for and can also put a little pep in your step too thanks to the addition of JAVAPRO protein powder!

Nothing beats the balance of this bowl...healthy fats, plant-based proteins, and ZERO sugar! Start your year off RIGHT with this Detox Quinoa Salad from www.kissmybroccoliblog.com!

2. Detox Quinoa Salad

Ahhh, my post Christmas reboot! This Detox Quinoa Salad is a good way to get yourself back on track after an indulgent holiday season…with REAL FOOD! With nutty quinoa, creamy avocado, juicy pomegranate seeds, and a bit of lemon, it is an absolute explosion of flavors and textures. And damn, you just feel good eating it! <- Kinda like all those pictures you see in magazines of girls eating salads with HUGE smiles on their faces.

Beautifying Beet Smoothie - A thick and creamy smoothie filled with all natural proteins, sweet beets, and creamy avocado to keep you satisfied and feeling beautiful! Get the recipe at www.kissmybroccoliblog.com!.jpg

3. Beautifying Beet Smoothie

The thickest, creamiest smoothie I’ve ever made WITHOUT protein powder! Cottage cheese, avocado, and beets come together to make on hell of a drink. Ditch the straw…the only way to enjoy this baby is with a spoon. And I promise, it’s too sweet to even taste the beets! Oh snap, I made a rhyme! 😉

Chunky Monkey Granola Bars - A fun homemade snack perfect for on-the-go! www.kissmybroccoliblog.com -4. Chunky Monkey Granola Bars

Oh look, the bars I took 409,239 pictures of! Besides helping me “teach” class on food photography, these chewy Chunky Monkey Granola Bars, filled with peanut butter, bananas, and mini chocolate chips have gotten me through many of a hangry state this year…since I was smart and froze half the batch!

Carrot Cake Chia Pudding

5. Carrot Cake Chia Pudding

Another gem from my little experiment with the SP Food Cleanse. While I only made it nine out of the twenty one days before yielding to the lords of bread and eggs, I have to say it really helped me get more imaginative in the kitchen. Coming from a person who’s never really jumped on the chia seed bandwagon, I have to say this Carrot Cake Chia Pudding helped sway me a bit. And I only ended up with two stuck in my teeth!

Sweet Pea Smoothie 3

6. Vegan Sweet Pea Smoothie

The #strangebutgood recipe that surprised even ME! But just like my “Spring” Pea Dip, I proved that we all need to give peas a chance…as dessert! This Vegan Sweet Pea Smoothie combines frozen peas and banana with a hint of mint to make a flavor that is just almost shocking to believe…kind of like the existence of aliens. Yes, this is just a green, sippable crop circle.

Red Velvet Cake for ONE! A healthy #glutenfree #sugarfree treat JUST in time for Valentines Day! Get the recipe from @kissmybroccoli at www.kissmybroccoliblog.com

7. Valentine’s Day Mug Cake

If there is one thing I love more than the near instant gratification of a microwavable mug cake, it’s the fact that I can stuff all kinds of vegetables in them and no one would be the wiser. *insert evil laugh here* This Valentine’s Day Mug Cake, with its unBEETable texture will let you have your cake and hey, why not eat two? 😉

VEGAN Beautifying Beet Smoothie - A silky smooth treat filled with ingredients that are not only satisfying but will leave you feeling beautiful from the inside out! Get the recipe at www.kissmybroccoliblog.com!.jpg

8. Vegan Beautifying Beet Smoothie

With the same game plan as the original, this VEGAN version of my Beautifying Beet Smoothie uses tofu instead of cottage cheese to pack in some protein that’s seriously fit for a princess. And just in case you’re wondering, yes, I do still have my tiara from prom.

Carrot Cake Quinoa

9. Carrot Cake Quinoa

Not many people think of quinoa as a sweet dish, but if you consider it as just another grain, like oatmeal, it doesn’t sound all that strange. Getting in touch with my ninja farmer side again, I packed TWO servings of vegetables in this Carrot Cake Quinoa. Then I topped it with melty coconut butter and birds started singing outside my window. No really. It went something like this.

PB&J Granola from www.kissmybroccoliblog.com - With a mix of crunchy and chewy, sweet and salty, this is a breakfast treat everyone will love!

10. PB&J Granola

Ok, so I literally jumped up and down in my seat when I saw that my PB&J Granola made the cut…fuck save the best for last, that’s what I always say! This was another recipe that I had a lot of fun with (read: took an embarrassing amount of pictures of) and oh my god, those clusters! Ugh, I really need to get some more peanut flour soon!

Did YOUR favorite KMB recipe of 2014 make the list?

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Santa’s Visit to Broccoliland!

Hello there, my little elves!

So yeah,  I kinda waited until the LAST minute to get my Christmas recap post up this year, but ya know, sometimes life comes first! And well, let’s just say I was going along with a “procrastination celebration” theme this year since I also waited until the afternoon of Christmas eve to wrap ANY presents! 😯

Christmas 2014 Presents

But don’t they look so purrrrrdy?

I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas…filled with love, laughter, and of course, lots of good stick-to-your-ribs home-cookin because food is always better with family and friends…and not just because it’s alliterative! 😉

Christmas Eve DinnerPerhaps a little something like this?

I love to cook, but there’s just something to be said about a meal that you don’t have a hand in whatsoever! These fried pork chops and mashed potatoes (thoroughly covered in homemade gravy) and bacon-y green beans that was shared with family for dinner on Christmas Eve hit THE spot! And of course it didn’t hurt that there were a couple of young eager faces around the table either…gotta love the sparkle in a child’s eyes the night before Santa comes! 🙂

Christmas Eve Hot Cocoa

Of course, I’m sure I had the same look on my face when I was not only surprised with this cup of hot cocoa that indulged my inner three-year old but also getting to open presents EARLEEEEEEEY!

Christmas Eve GiftsI just hope I didn’t wake the neighbors with all my squeals and giggles after unwrapping each one!

Three more cookbooks to help fill the Birthday Bookcase (including the infamous one from the show, Portlandia…have you guys seen it? HIL-AR-IOUS!), two scarves, adorable little measuring spoons, chocolate covered Oreos (to add to the official taste-tester list), Ghiradelli peppermint bark, TWO boxes of Green Mountain Coffee (Wild Blueberry and Pumpkin Spice) annnnnnnd…does anyone recognize that little thing hiding behind the chocolates? How about it’s a mini mother-freaking SPIROGRAPH SET!! Needless to say, I will be entertained for HOURS with this…as I recreate all the geometric designs of my childhood.

With the excitement of a child, I woke up the next morning eager to celebrate Christmas with my family. I greeted them with a big “Felix Navidad” upon walking in the door and was welcomed with a “Mele Kalikimaka” and a few giggles…then my jaw dropped to the floor once I spotted the tree!

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Time was then paused to allow for the appropriate amount of ohh’ing and ahh’ing before taking out my phone and snapping twenty different pictures until I got the right angle. Yes, that’s jussssst right!

But first, let me take a selfie! 😉

Christmas Day Selfie

Couldn’t pass up a chance to get a pic with my two favorite red-lipped ladies! Too bad I didn’t get the memo or I’d have donned my own. Afterward, it was on to the kitchen for some Christmas brunchin’!

Christmas  Brunch

Waffles ala Dad and bacon ala Mom. Bananas and syrup provided by me and well, Tori just sat there waiting to be fed. Ok, ok, so maybe she helped facilitate the waffle iron reinforcements with a text to my aunt down the road. Gotta love family members who hoard kitchen appliances and never actually use them. Ha!

Then…it was time to play Santa!

Christmas Presents

Confession: I love waiting until I’ve gathered all my gifts together before I open anything…or maybe I just love the mountain of wrapping paper that surrounds me after I’m done opening them all! Regardless, Santa was very, VERY good to me this year!

Christmas Presents - Opened

And obviously, he was really into home decor this year! 😉

A coffee calendar, a GORGEOUS orange vase, a Hickory Farms sausage and cheese set, coffee kettle clock, a fuzzy, polka-dotted robe, PJ pants and the softest leggings in the world (both in plaid), Christmassy socks, rosemary mint hand soap for the kitchen, a tobacco and oakwood scented candle (basically smells like a Briar & Bean store), a pineapple slicer,assorted stocking stuffers, and the most awesome decorative basket for my coffee table that is meant to hold the big bag of potpourriin the top left of the pic.

Let it be known that ALL items now have their designated places in Casa de Broccoli and look absolutely fabulous! As for that summer sausage and cheese?

Christmas Dinner

Oh that was appropriately placed as well…aka, Christmas dinner!

I can and can’t believe it’s all over, but I can definitely say it was one of the best Christmases to date! So much fun. So much LOVE!

What did Santa bring you for Christmas?

What was the best thing you ate?

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